Grinning pork bun
| Grinning pork bun | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1305 |
| Locations | Chinatown Shops |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 65 |
| Defense | 65 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eye, head, mouth |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a grinning pork bunThese meat-filled pastries were a Chinatown delicacy, though they didn't usually have a mouth to bite you back. This wasn't something I wanted to deal with right now, but I wasn't about to roll over for a turnover, or be a pasty's patsy.
Hit Message(s):
It hopped up on a pile of other similar buns, and bit me on the face. Dammit, how did these brainless things learn teamwork?
It made a cute cooing noise, and bit me when I reached out to pat it. Damn! Eek! Eek! Eek!
It smiled happily and bit me on the <solar plexus>. I didn't smile back. Argh! Ouch! Argh!
Unable to believe that I was actually fighting a pork bun with a face, I leaned in for a closer look. It bit me on the nose. Ow! Ugh! Ooh!
It hopped up on a pile of other pork buns, but fortunately they were just the ordinary kind.
It made a cute cooing noise, but I wasn't about to fall for that one.
It smiled happily and tried to bite me, but I wasn't happy about the idea of being bitten, so I jumped out of the way.
It hopped around playfully for a bit, seemingly forgetting about me. Well, it was filled with minced pork and not brains, after all. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: dead meat bun (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Chinatown Shops.
