Grinning pork bun

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Grinning pork bun
Monster ID 1305
Locations Chinatown Shops
Hit Points 75
Attack 65
Defense 65
Initiative 50
Meat 24-36
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts eye, head, mouth
dead meat bun
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
grinning pork bun You're fighting a grinning pork bun

These meat-filled pastries were a Chinatown delicacy, though they didn't usually have a mouth to bite you back. This wasn't something I wanted to deal with right now, but I wasn't about to roll over for a turnover, or be a pasty's patsy.

Hit Message(s):

It hopped up on a pile of other similar buns, and bit me on the face. Dammit, how did these brainless things learn teamwork?

It made a cute cooing noise, and bit me when I reached out to pat it. Damn! Eek! Eek! Eek!

It smiled happily and bit me on the <solar plexus>. I didn't smile back. Argh! Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Unable to believe that I was actually fighting a pork bun with a face, I leaned in for a closer look. It bit me on the nose. Ow! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It hopped up on a pile of other pork buns, but fortunately they were just the ordinary kind.

It made a cute cooing noise, but I wasn't about to fall for that one.

It smiled happily and tried to bite me, but I wasn't happy about the idea of being bitten, so I jumped out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It hopped around playfully for a bit, seemingly forgetting about me. Well, it was filled with minced pork and not brains, after all. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Deadbun.gifYou acquire an item: dead meat bun (?% chance)*

Occurs at Chinatown Shops.