Groovy pirate

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Groovy pirate
Monster ID 613
Locations Belowdecks
Hit Points 120
Attack 140
Defense 126
No-Hit 150
Initiative 50
Meat 80-120
Phylum pirate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Manuel Entry
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groovy pirate You're fighting a groovy pirate

Not only is this pirate pretty hip and cool, his face is lined with grooves of various sizes. I suppose you could call them wrinkles, but "wrinkly pirate" sounds way too much like genital slang. Anyway, it seems like he's arrbitrarily decided to throw down with you.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you into low earth orbit. Far out, man. Oof! Ugh! Argh!

He gets into a steady groove of hitting you in the <forehead>. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

He suffocates you in one of his grooves. Eek! Argh! Ugh!

He gets groovy on you, spilling your red, red kroovy. Oof! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He slashes you with his cutlass, leaving several deep grooves across your <knee>. "Yarr, who be groovy now?" he asks. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you, but his swing is pretty far out.

He tries to get into the groove of hitting you, but you skip the groove and dodge.

He tries to suffocate you in one of his grooves, but you throw off his groove.

He tries to get groovy on you, but you're not having any of it.

Fumble Message:

He skips his groove and spends an entire round of combat sitting repeating the same syllable over and over. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Buoybottoms.gifYou acquire an item: buoybottoms (9.4% chance)*
You gain 35 <substat>.

Occurs at Belowdecks.