|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
Not only is this pirate pretty hip and cool, his face is lined with grooves of various sizes. I suppose you could call them wrinkles, but "wrinkly pirate" sounds way too much like genital slang. Anyway, it seems like he's arrbitrarily decided to throw down with you.
He hits you into low earth orbit. Far out, man. Oof! Ugh! Argh!
He gets into a steady groove of hitting you in the <forehead>. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!
He suffocates you in one of his grooves. Eek! Argh! Ugh!
He gets groovy on you, spilling your red, red kroovy. Oof! Eek! Eek!
He slashes you with his cutlass, leaving several deep grooves across your <knee>. "Yarr, who be groovy now?" he asks. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to hit you, but his swing is pretty far out.
He tries to get into the groove of hitting you, but you skip the groove and dodge.
He tries to suffocate you in one of his grooves, but you throw off his groove.
He tries to get groovy on you, but you're not having any of it.
He skips his groove and spends an entire round of combat sitting repeating the same syllable over and over. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: buoybottoms (9.4% chance)*|
|You gain 35 <substat>.|
Occurs at Belowdecks.
- Red, red kroovy is a term for blood from the novel A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess.