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This is a warm gun, Mama. Try not to jump it.

Type: ranged weapon (1-handed pistol)
Damage: 17 - 33
Moxie Required: 67
Selling Price: 95 Meat.

+12 Hot Damage

(In-game plural: happinesses)
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Item number: 2643
Description ID: 752498873
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Obtained From

An Oasis
swarm of scarab beatles


You hold your gun in your arms, feel its trigger on your finger, and shoot for X damage. ZAP! KERBLAM! WHACK!
You jump the gun and fire your happiness, hitting for X damage. BANG! BANG! SHOOT! SHOOT! WHAMMO! BARF! BONK!
You shoot your gun at it, doing X damage. Man, <it> needs a fix, 'cause <it> is goin' down. BONK! WHAM! BIFF!
Your hands are busy working overtime, shooting <it> for X damage. KERBLAM! POW! BAM!


  • Like many of the other swarm of scarab beatles' drops, this references a Beatles song, Happiness Is a Warm Gun.
  • Each of the weapon-specific hit messages references the song: "I need a fix, cause I'm going down," "Mother Superior jumped the gun," and "When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger" "While his hands are busy workin' overtime" are all lyrics.

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