He Got His Just Desserts

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He Got His Just Desserts
He Got His Just Desserts

As you're stumbling across the shifting sands, gasping for both water and lip balm in equal proportions, you see what looks like an irregularly-shaped filthy green circus tent off in the distance.

Then you realize that it's actually a dead hippy, about four feet away from you. Man, this heat is really messing up your eyesight.

Anyway, based on the way he's dressed, you'd say he's a deserter from the war on the island. He must've gotten confused about the word "desert," though, and ended up here, instead of Canadia with the other dodgy ex-soldiers.

Since a sun-bleached skeleton is much cooler-looking than a skeleton covered in hippy fatigues, you decide to do the art world a favor and relieve him of his uniform.

Warheadband.gifYou acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
Roundglasses.gifYou acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
Bpcords.gifYou acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys

Occurs at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.



  • Deserting to Canadia is a reference to American draft dodgers hiding in Canada.
  • The lip balm thing is a reference to Three Amigos.