Hobo Monkey

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Hobo Monkey

Hobo simian
is an adorable li'l

Causes enemies to drop a lot more Meat

Ability: Acts as a 1.25x weight Leprechaun, and steals 50-100 meat from your opponent

Throne/Bjorn: +25% Meat from Monsters, sometimes deals Hot Damage and delevels by 3-5

Hatchling: Hobomonkey.gif hobo monkey

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Tinybindle.gif tiny bindle

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +25% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • During combat:
    <name> climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
    Meat.gifYou gain 50-100 Meat.
  • At the end of combat:
    <name> sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> leaps off his throne and burns it with his cigar for 15-25 damage, then blows smoke in its face. It coughs and looks weaker.
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 3-5
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 3-5
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning <he>[sic] with his cigar (15-25 damage) and yanking at <his> shoelaces (or whatever <he> has).
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 3-5
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 3-5
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> relights his cigar, gives the tam a more rakish tilt, and winks at you.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> climbs to the top of the maypole and does a little dance on the finial.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> can't figure out how to smoke his cigar while wearing wax lips, and chatters angrily.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:
    <name> seems to be more interested in the contents of his opponent's pockets than in fighting.


  • The monkey has a 1/3 chance of stealing meat each round until some is stolen.
  • The monkey does not steal meat more than once per combat.
  • The monkey can steal meat regardless of whether or not a foe drops it normally.
  • The message at the end of combat appears only when the opponent drops meat.
  • The amount of meat stolen is independent of the monkey's weight.

Sample meat drop increases based on weight

Weight Meat drop bonus (%)
1 13.1
5 43.6
10 71.4
15 95.7
20 118.2
25 139.4
30 159.8
35 179.6
40 198.9
45 217.7
50 236.3
60 272.5
70 307.7
80 342.3
90 376.3
100 409.8

See Also