Hodgman's whackin' stick
This was to Hodgman what a scepter is to a regular king. Assuming regular kings periodically went on benders and started beating everyone and everything they saw with their scepters.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle Required: 200
Cannot be traded or discarded
All Attributes +20%
On Critical: Insanity!
(In-game plural: Hodgman's whackin' sticks)
- Hobopolis Town Square
- Hodgman, The Hoboverlord
A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for 150-200 damage and then vanishing. Weird. Did anybody else see that?
Giant bats fly overhead, dropping flaming kerosene-soaked tennis balls on your opponent and dealing 75-100 damage.
An immense ice sculpture of a swan flies up to your opponent. It tries to talk to him, but all that comes out is a blast of frigid air that deals 75-100 damage.
The scenery around you begins to melt, scaring your opponent to the tune of 75-100 damage. Scares you a little bit, too.
A six-foot tall penguin strides up to your opponent, belching in its face and dealing 75-100 damage. At least... you think that's what happened.
Your opponent is chased in circles, Benny Hill style, by a herd of half-naked women, and embarrassed to the tune of 75-100 damage. Echoes of Yakety Sax reverberate through your mind.
- On a critical hit, "Insanity!" adds special attacks inflicting 75-100 perfect elemental damage, doubled to 150-200 (unaligned targets are dealt 150-200 physical damage instead):
- If you are wearing the V for Vivala mask, its critical effect will take place instead of "Insanity!"
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