Home, Home in the Range

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Home, Home in the Range
Home, Home in the Range

You march through the wasteland that was once Burnbarrel Blvd, straight toward the immense pot-bellied stove that now dominates the landscape.

You knock on the door of the stove, and a tiny grating slides open.

"Hot enough for you?" says a voice from inside.

"Uh, yeah," you reply. "Who are you?"

"Why, I'm Ol' Scratch, that's who I am. A down on his luck devil, doin' the best he can. And who might you be?"

"Oh, I'm just an Adventurer. I'm ransacking the place looking for treasure."

"Well," he says, "you must think you're pretty hot stuff. That kind of arrogance really makes my blood boil. Don't you think I might be a little too hot for you to handle?"

Take a stand against the heat

Ol' Scratch looks you over.

"I changed my mind. I'm not going to fight you -- I like you! You're hot, like me!"

  • If someone else has already entered combat with Ol' Scratch:

You can't pick a fight with Ol' Scratch right now because your clanmate <name> is currently fighting him.

  • If Ol' Scratch has already been defeated:

Turns out somebody already beat up Ol' Scratch. You wander off, disappointed.

  • Otherwise:
Ol' Scratch This monster is a Demon -- (edit metadata)

Get out of the kitchen

You never liked the heat. You take your leave.

Occurs at Burnbarrel Blvd.


  • The adventure choices are a reference to the saying, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen".