Honey Pot

Honey Pot
Monster ID	542
Locations	The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points	150
Attack	152
Defense	136
No-Hit	162
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	constellation
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	pestle, pot, star
Drops line, star, star
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Honey Pot

This constellation looks like a pot of honey. Actually, since you can't see what's in it from where you're standing, it just looks like a pot with a stick in it. But "The Pot With a Stick in It" is a crappy name for a constellation, don't you think? The Astronomers of Old did.

Hit Message(s):

It pokes you in the <arse> with the sticky end of that stick. Oof! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Someone spills the pot of honey. Sticky monkeys crawl the floor, and hit you in the ankle with their sticky paws. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)

It coats your hand in honey. Your fingers stick together every time you move your hand. You try to ignore it, but it freaks you out. Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

It hits you in the <ankle> with its sticky honey stick. Then your <neck> gets stuck to your <arm>. It really hurts. Argh! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The pot upends itself and pours a great tidal wave of celestial honey over you. You're drowning in honey. Literally. Like, your lungs are literally full of honey.Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to stick you in the <foot> with that stick, but the stick's too sticky, so it gets stuck on the rim of the pot.

Someone spills the pot of honey. Sticky monkeys crawl the floor, and you have a good time watching them get stuck to each other.

It tries to pour some honey on you, but you ask it to stop in the name of love.

It tries to stick your <eye> to your <ankle> with its sticky honey stick, but you quickly put your <forehead> behind your <calf> and avoid the stickage.

Fumble Message:

It tries to pour honey on you, but suddenly a constellation that looks like a giant bear ambles up, sticks its head into the pot, and drains it dry. Oh, bother. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: star (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: star (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: line (30% chance)*

You gain 38 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

References

• One of the miss messages refers to both the Def Leppard song "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and the Supremes song "Stop! In the Name of Love".
• The sticky monkeys miss message quotes the Meat Puppets song "Open Wide."
• The fumble message is a reference to Winnie the Pooh, who is fond of honey and often says "Oh, bother."
• The name of this monster is a reference to female genitalia.