Hooded Warrior
| Hooded Warrior | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 183 |
| Locations | The Hole in the Sky |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 165 |
| Defense | 148 |
| No-Hit | 175 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | constellation |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, star, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Hooded WarriorThis constellation looks like a guy made of dots and lines, wearing a hood and holding a sword. Just a guy made of dots and lines, wearing a hood and holding a sword.
Hit Message(s):
He chops you with his sai, or his sword, or whatever that thing is. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He swings his cape at you and smacks you square in the <nipple>. Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Argh!
He pokes you with his pointy little head. No, the one on his neck, you pervert. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He spins around, smacks you with his cape a couple of times, then stabs you with his little sword. No, the one in his hand. Geez, you people are sick. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He tries to chop you with whatever weird little weapon he's holding, but you easily dodge.
He starts to swing his cape at you, but trips over it.
He tries ot [sic] poke you with his pointy hood, but you don't see the point in letting him do that.
He swings his sword at you again, but is distracted by a nearby cigar constellation (which is just a cigar), and one that looks like a lady. As he puts the lady on his arm, you ho-hum and wait to attack. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: line (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: star (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: star (30% chance)* |
| You gain 33 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
References
- The first part of the description, as well as the fumble text, refers to "See The Constellation" by They Might Be Giants: "See the constellation ride across the sky / No cigar, no lady on his arm / Just a guy made of dots and lines / Just a guy made of dots and lines".
- The cigar comment refers to Sigmund Freud, who was believed to have said "sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar" when speaking about the many phallic symbols in his theory of psychoanalysis.
