Horizontal tango

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horizontal tango
horizontal tango

This is a drink made of fizzy wine, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush.

Type: booze (good)
Potency: 4
Level required: 4
Selling Price: 115 Meat.

(In-game plural: horizontal tangos)
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Item number: 683
Description ID: 736898001
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Obtained From

Old/Obsolete Methods
The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
The Cask at Hand
The League of Chef-Magi
Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef (0-3) (Pastamancer only)


Shaker.gif soda water boxed wine  
Discomask.gif wine spritzer little paper umbrella
Equals.gif horizontal tango

When Consumed

You drink the fruity girl drink.
AdventuresYou gain 10-14 Adventures.
You gain 34-36 Enchantedness.
You gain 4 Drunkenness.


  • "Horizontal tango" may be a play on the euphemism for sex, "horizontal mambo", hence the "name designed to make you blush." The common phrase, "Tango is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire", succinctly expresses this notion.


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