Hulking construct

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Hulking construct
Monster ID	669
Locations	A Shimmering Portal
Hit Points	1000000
Attack	500
Defense	450
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	100%
Monster Parts	dome, triangle, trapezoid
Drops El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a hulking construct

You step through the shimmering portal, and don't even have time to look around before you find yourself face to face with a hulking monstrosity.

"KUZGA NOGACHA. GAFUSTA KUZGA. NO PAZAK NOCHACHAZEVE," it bellows, as it raises its immense stone fist-like appendages and floats toward you in a decidedly non-friendly way.

Hit Message(s):

The construct raises a huge, fistlike appendage, and replaces you with a you-shaped stain on the floor. Argh! Eek! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

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After Combat

If told to ATTACK FLOOR

Gain 2-4 of:

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (115 holes) (?% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (97 holes) (?% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (129 holes) (?% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (165 holes) (?% chance)*

If told to ATTACK WALL

Gain 2-4 of:

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (142 holes) (?% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (216 holes) (17.9% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (88 holes) (15.8% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (182 holes) (16.2% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (176 holes) (16.3% chance)*

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards (104 holes) (17.1% chance)*

You gain 125 <substat>.

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Occurs at A Shimmering Portal.

Notes

• Note: Drops 2 (33.4%), 3 (43.9%), or 4 (22.7%) items unaffected by item drop bonuses when told to ATTACK WALL.
• Resistant against every kind of elemental and physical damage.
• Can be defeated with a few punchcard combinations, detailed below.
• If you don't have the proper punch cards to defeat it, a Yellow Ray can help. However, the construct will not drop any punchcards this way.
• If you have an El Vibrato translator equipped, the attack message is: "OBJECT DETECTED. DESTROYING OBJECT. NO OTHER POSSIBILITY"
• Using Rock band flyers or Jam band flyers on it shows that, despite its size and very high damage attacks, the monster level of the Hulking construct is not extremely high.

Command Sequences

• When instructed to ATTACK FLOOR:

The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes a hole in the floor. It shudders violently as the current of energy coursing beneath the floor overloads its circuits. It collapses in a heap. You investigate the hole in the floor, and discover a compartment filled with more of these weird punchcards. Most of them appear to have been burned by the energy beams, but a few are salvageable.

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards

(any COMMAND punchcard, except MODIFY (possibly))

• When instructed to ATTACK WALL:

The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes a hole in the wall. It shudders violently as the current of energy coursing beneath the floor overloads its circuits. It collapses in a heap. You investigate the hole in the wall, and discover a compartment filled with more of these weird punchcards. Most of them have been burned, but a few are salvageable.

You acquire some El Vibrato punchcards

(any OBJECT punchcard, including SPHERE)

• When instructed to ATTACK SELF:

The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes itself into dozens of tiny pieces.

• When instructed to ATTACK TARGET:

The construct raises its fistlike appendages and bashes you into the ground. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!

You lose some hit points.

• When instructed to BUILD SELF:

The construct performs a few repetitive motions, then grows slightly larger.

References

• The fact the robot will attack the walls and floor is a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books by Douglas Adams. One of the antagonists is a Frogstar Class D scout robot (roughly the same size as a tank) that, while amazingly powerful, is easily tricked (by Marvin, a depressed Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robot) into destroying the floor and walls around it. It also shares the same laser weapon as the Hulking Construct.
• The translation of the construct's message contains "No Other Possibility", which is a reference to the songs "A Big 10-8 Place, Part 2" and "Car Bomb" by Negativland.