Ice housekeeper
| Ice housekeeper | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1853 |
| Locations | The Ice Hotel |
| Hit Points | 120 |
| Attack | 90 |
| Defense | 100 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ice housekeeperBeing a housekeeper in a fancy hotel is difficult enough; let's not even discuss what it's like when "making the bed" involves an ice scraper and a little zamboni.
Hit Message(s):
She offers you one of those little mints they leave on your pillow, and cold-cocks you while you're distracted. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She smothers you with a stack of down comforters, and it isn't very comfortable. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
She whittles a sharp edge onto one of those little bars of soap and throws it at you. At least you don't have to worry about cleaning the wound. Ugh! Eek! Ooh!
She clubs you with a sack of little bottles of conditioner, leaving you in a much worse condition than before. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
She tries to distract you with free mints, but it's only 7:59.
She tries to smother you with a stack of down comforters, but you aren't down with that.
She whittles a sharp edge onto one of those little bars of soap and throws it at you, but you're good at dodging soap.
The two of you get into an argument over how much you did or didn't take out of the minibar. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: frozen shampoo-conditioner (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: hotel minibar key (20% chance)* |
Occurs at The Ice Hotel.
References
- You're not interested in mints at 7:59 because you're waiting for After Eights.
