Industrious construct
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Industrious construct | |
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Monster ID | 666 |
Locations | A Shimmering Portal |
Hit Points | 300 |
Attack | 350 |
Defense | 270 |
No-Hit | 360 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | trapezoid, triangle |
Manuel Entry | |
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You step through the shimmering portal and find yourself in a long, dimly-lit hallway. You pick a direction and start walking. And walking. And walking... and walking... And the hallway remains the same. Long, dimly-lit, and nearly featureless.
Just when you think this is the single most boring hallway you've ever encountered, a section of the wall behind you slides open with a low hum. A strange construct hovers out into the hallway and begins polishing the floor with a wide brush attached to its underside. Grateful for the sudden increase in visual variety, you watch it clean, fascinated, until it swings its sensor-apparatus toward you and bellows "PULA KROZAK NOGACHA. FUCHANOKCHA CHA-BEZEVEHO LAKUZ," as it advances on you.
Hit Message(s):
It bowls you over and gives your <nipple> a thorough polishing.
Its whirling brush kicks up a tiny pebble from the ground and whips it into your <lower back> at a painful velocity.
"CHASOM BEZEVEHO ZEVE NOBUFU," bellows the construct. It glides toward you, knocks you down, and polishes a path from your <bung> to your <forehead> and then moves on to your <neck>. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Argh!
It glides toward you, brush spinning, but gets distracted at the last minute by a speck of dirt further down the hall.
"TASOM KUZGA NOGACHA ZAK TABUFU BEZEVEHO ZEVE. TAHOSOM," it bellows, as it fires a beam of energy at you. You duck out of the way, and the only harm you suffer is a singed eyelash.
It rushes at you, trying to buff you to a mirror sheen, but you brush some dirt from your shoulder onto the floor to distract it. And since you're feelin' like a pimp, it works!
"ZAKNO CHAZEVE GAKRONO HOSOMNO. NILA FUCHANO," it bellows, before leaning against the wall and doing nothing for several minutes. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) (14.9% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) (14.9% chance)* |
You gain 87-88 <substat>. |
Occurs at A Shimmering Portal.
Notes
- Adventuring at A Shimmering Portal with El Vibrato translator equipped results in encountering industrious construct (translated) instead.
- Copies of this monster encountered with the translator equipped do not show the translated messages.
Command Sequences
![]() | You lose 20-30 hit points. |