Inebriated Tofurkey

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Inebriated Tofurkey
Monster ID 1069
Locations Appears about every 30 adventures on Drunksgiving
Hit Points 75% of Player HP
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie - 3
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle - 3
Initiative Indeterminate
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
soy cordial
Manuel Entry
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Inebriated Tofurkey You're fighting an Inebriated Tofurkey

This fowl-approximating pile of fermented bean curd has been out all night drinking whiskey and green beer. The booze hasn't improved its temperament any, but it might have improved its flavor. Not that I'd suggest you find out.

Hit Message(s):

It flops a boneless wing at you. Some of the alcohol gets in a cut you got earlier. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak. The scratch hurts a little, and the whiskey that transfers from his beak hurts a little more. Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!

It scratches you with its rubbery talons, then spills whiskey in the wound. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!

You accidentally get some of the tofurkey in your mouth. Blech. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It punches you with a wing, and you get the whole thing in your mouth! The texture of slimy tofu combined with the stench of stale beer is almost enough to make you hurl. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

It flops a boneless wing at you. You tell it to take its boneless wings and learn to fly again.

It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak, but can't penetrate your skin.

It tries to scratch you but can't penetrate your thick skin.

It tries to entice you to eat some of its tofu, but you decline.

Fumble Message:

It waddles off to find another bottle of whiskey to drain, humming "Danny Boy" to itself as it goes. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Daquiri.gifYou acquire an item: soy cordial
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at random locations during Drunksgiving. Scales to the player's stats.


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