|Locations||Appears about every 30 adventures on Drunksgiving|
|Hit Points||75% of Player HP|
|Attack||Player's Buffed Moxie - 3|
|Defense||Player's Buffed Muscle - 3|
This fowl-approximating pile of fermented bean curd has been out all night drinking whiskey and green beer. The booze hasn't improved its temperament any, but it might have improved its flavor. Not that I'd suggest you find out.
It flops a boneless wing at you. Some of the alcohol gets in a cut you got earlier. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak. The scratch hurts a little, and the whiskey that transfers from his beak hurts a little more. Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
It scratches you with its rubbery talons, then spills whiskey in the wound. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
You accidentally get some of the tofurkey in your mouth. Blech. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It punches you with a wing, and you get the whole thing in your mouth! The texture of slimy tofu combined with the stench of stale beer is almost enough to make you hurl. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
It flops a boneless wing at you. You tell it to take its boneless wings and learn to fly again.
It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak, but can't penetrate your skin.
It tries to scratch you but can't penetrate your thick skin.
It tries to entice you to eat some of its tofu, but you decline.
It waddles off to find another bottle of whiskey to drain, humming "Danny Boy" to itself as it goes. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: soy cordial|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at random locations during Drunksgiving. Scales to the player's stats.
- This monster cannot be copied.