Infernal Seals

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Seal Clubbers can summon and fight several kinds of Infernal Seals. Once summoned, a seal is immediately fought. All seals, due to their infernal nature, have incredible resistance to damage; the only way to put a dent in these terrible creatures' hides is with a club equipped. However, your offhand weapon appears to work as normal even if it is not a club.

Infernal Seals are summoned using a seal figurine and a certain number of either seal-blubber candles or imbued seal-blubber candles outside of combat. Summoning a broodling seal, for example, requires a figurine of a cute baby seal and five seal-blubber candles. The figurine and candles are consumed in the summoning.

A player can only summon five Infernal Seals each day (ten with a Claw of the Infernal Seal), regardless of whether the player wins or loses.

There is a limit to finding some of Greater Seal figurines each day as well. Any number of sleek seal figurines (minimum level 12) can be found, but only five total of the level-6-minimum-to-use figurines can be found per day.

As fighting seals does not take adventures, a player can use these combats to gain more effective turns of beneficial effects such as Brother Corsican's Blessing.

Again, keep in mind you are a Seal Clubber: only club weapons you hold are effective against Infernal Seals. All items, spells, combat familiars, and other weapons (except swords if you have Iron Palms) have their damage reduced to 1. Clubs held by a Disembodied Hand are also not effective. Thankfully, combat skills that trigger weapon damage such as Shieldbutt do normal damage if you have a club equipped, but the damage from the shield will be ineffective. Presently Yellow Ray effects will successfully take Seals down if you are empty handed or clubless for some reason.

Lesser Seals

These seals require one or more seal-blubber candles and a figurine that can be purchased from either The Smacketeria or The Hermitage. Note that while the sealbone and blood are guaranteed drops, the ingot and flipper only have a 35% chance to drop.

Summon	Figurine	Number of candles	Minimum level	Item drop
broodling seal	figurine of a cute baby seal	5	5	severed flipper
Centurion of Sparky	figurine of an armored seal	10	9	ingot of seal-iron
hermetic seal	figurine of an ancient seal	3	6	powdered sealbone
Spawn of Wally	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1	1	tainted seal's blood

Greater Seals

These seals require an imbued seal-blubber candle and a figurine found in a non-combat adventure.

These seals may also have an additional item drop that is a piece of equipment.

Summon	Figurine	Figurine drop site	Minimum level	Item drop	Equipment drop
heat seal	figurine of a charred seal	Pandamonium Slums	6	sizzling seal fat	Abyssal ember
navy seal	figurine of a cold seal	The Goatlet	6	frost-rimed seal hide	frozen seal spine
Servant of Grodstank	figurine of a stinking seal	The Hippy Camp, The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	fustulent seal grulch	infernal toilet brush
shadow of Black Bubbles	figurine of a shadowy seal	The VERY Unquiet Garves	6	scrap of shadow	shadowy seal eye
watertight seal	figurine of a sleek seal	Sonofa Beach, also obtained from slimy chest	12	hyperinflated seal lung
wet seal	figurine of a slippery seal	Orcish Frat House, The Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)	6	seal lube	mannequin leg
Random Greater Seal	depleted uranium seal figurine	A Palm Tree Shelter	None	Varies with seal	Varies with seal

Crafting

The above seal drops can be used for some item crafting. The weapons all have backlash damage, taken at the end of each combat. Because the damage is applied after combat end, if you get beaten up by it you will still count as having won the combat. Also this beaten up lasts 4 turns for the same reason.

Ingredient	Method	Ingredient	Result	Detail	Backlash
powdered sealbone		seal-blubber candle	imbued seal-blubber candle	One is used each time you summon a Greater Seal	None
seal-clubbing club		tainted seal's blood	club of corruption	Weapon (1-handed club): Damage: 2 - 4 Weapon Damage +3	You lose 1 hit point.
club of corruption		tainted seal's blood	corrupt club of corruption	Weapon (1-handed club): 5 Muscle required Damage: 4 - 8 Weapon Damage +5	You lose 3 hit points.
corrupt club of corruption		tainted seal's blood	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	Weapon (1-handed club): 25 Muscle required Damage: 8 - 16 Weapon Damage +9	You lose 5 hit points.
Have: tenderizing hammer Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	use in inventory	ingot of seal-iron	bad-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 50 Muscle required Damage: 13 - 26 Weapon Damage +15 +10 to Monster Level	None
bad-ass club		seal lube	creepy-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 Weapon Damage +25 +15 to Monster Level +15 Sleaze Damage	You lose 10 hit points. (sleaze damage)
bad-ass club		scrap of shadow	evil-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 Weapon Damage +25 +15 to Monster Level +15 Spooky Damage	You lose 10 hit points. (spooky damage)
bad-ass club		frost-rimed seal hide	frigid-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 Weapon Damage +25 +15 to Monster Level +15 Cold Damage	You lose 10 hit points. (cold damage)
bad-ass club		sizzling seal fat	hot-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 Weapon Damage +25 +15 to Monster Level +15 Hot Damage	You lose 10 hit points. (hot damage)
bad-ass club		fustulent seal grulch	nasty-ass club	Weapon (2-handed club): 65 Muscle required Damage: 16 - 32 Weapon Damage +25 +15 to Monster Level +15 Stench Damage	You lose 10 hit points. (stench damage)

Other Seal-relevant items

• The crystalline seal eye accessory increases item drops from infernal seals by +200%.
• The Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher outfit increases item drops from infernal seals by +100%.

Notes

• Summoned Infernal Seals are Free fights, meaning that effects that regenerate HP/MP per adventure will not activate, but effects that trigger after combat like The Real Deal or Purple Tongue will activate.
• Because fighting an Infernal Seal doesn't cost an adventure, if you lose all your HP to an Infernal seal, you will get 4 turns of Beaten Up instead of the usual 3.
• You can summon seals while Falling-down drunk.
• If an Infernal Seal is transformed (CLEESHed, for example) the resulting monster encounter will consume an adventure.
• Unlike other figurines, the depleted uranium seal figurine is not consumed on use, though the candle is.
• None of these monsters can be copied.