Irish Coffee, English Heart

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Irish Coffee, English Heart
Irish Coffee, English Heart

The Smith derived no pleasure from the vices of ordinary men. That didn't stop him from indulging in them, mind you. It just stopped him from enjoying them.

Type: booze (good)
Potency: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Effect: Smithsness Cheer (100 Adventures)+10 Smithsness

(In-game plural: Irish Coffees, English Hearts)
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Item number: 7010
Description ID: 765363494
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Shaker.gif handful of Smithereens cup of lukewarm tea
Equals.gif Irish Coffee, English Heart

When Consumed

You drink the cocktail, which manages, in spite of the alcohol content and the caffeine, to be a pick-me-down.
AdventuresYou gain 4-6 Adventures.
You gain 5-6 Wizardliness.
Pitcher.gifYou acquire an effect: Smithsness Cheer
(duration: 100 Adventures)
You gain 2 Drunkenness.


  • Rather than the standard crafting text, this item gives a unique message when crafted:
    You plop the Smithereens into the cup of tea, which becomes darker and more bitter until it's essentially coffee. Then you pour some whiskey in it for good measure.


  • This item is a reference to the song "Irish Blood, English Heart" by British singer Morrissey from his 2004 album "You Are the Quarry". It was Morrissey's first single in seven years and considered a major comeback. The song is based around Morrissey's joint English and Irish heritage, and explores the themes of contention between the two nations.


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