It's The Only Way To Be Sure

It's The Only Way To Be Sure

Peering around a tree, you spot a W Imp in the process of doing something to his mouth. Curious, you approach him.

"Aiieee! Don't hurt me!" he shrieks, spotting you.

"Calm down, I'm just wondering what you're doing there."

"What? I'm just putting on some lip balm."

"...You mean, like, 'nuke your face from orbit'?"

"No, balm. To keep my lips from getting all sore and chapped in the sweltering heat of Hey Deez. Here take it, just leave me alone!"

He runs away, leaving you with the tube. Might come in handy, if you can keep from wondering where the W Imp's lips have been.

You suddenly feel less lucky.

You acquire an item: SPF 451 lip balm

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Occurs at The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Dark Neck of the Woods, and Pandamonium Slums while Lucky!

History

• Was a semi-rare adventure prior to Jan 1, 2022.

References

• The adventure title and text reference Ripley's comments in the movie Aliens: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."