It's Time to Play... Password!

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It's Time to Play... Password!
It's Time to Play... Password!

You stride confidently into the barracks wearing your Elite Guard disguise. Once you get in there, you're not exactly sure how best to take advantage of it, so you just sort of stand around twiddling your thumbs for a while.

After about 45 twiddles, two guards walk in. You don't catch their names, so you decide to refer to them as Ugly and Uglier.

Ugly says "What a day. I totally got chewed out for forgetting the password to the dispensary in the labs again."

Uglier replies "What, you mean FARQUAR? How hard is it to remember the word FARQUAR? You'd have to be an idiot to not be able to remember the word FARQUAR."

Ugly retorts "Yeah? That's easy for you to say, with your high-falutin' third-grade education. I was gonna ask if you wanted one of my extra jelly donuts, but y'know what? Screw you -- I'm goin' to bed."


Occurs at the Cobb's Knob Barracks, while wearing the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform. (one-time adventure)



  • The title is a reference to the game show Password.
  • The word "farquar" (with various spellings) is a less commonly used placeholder name for a thing whose name has been forgotten, similar to "thingy", "doohickey", or "whosit".