Junksprite sharpener

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Junksprite sharpener
Monster ID 1436
Locations The Old Landfill
Hit Points 22
Attack 37
Defense 30
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, torso, wing
Drops
jagged scrap metal, funky junk key
Quest Worse Homes and Gardens
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
junksprite sharpener You're fighting a junksprite doorknob sharpener

Junksprites are kind of like gnomes, only with wings and torsos, and without the weird speech impedimegnt. They share a love of tinkering and crafting with their gnomish cousins, though, and a similar love of beating the stuffing out of people who interrupt their tinkering. This particular junksprite sharpens pieces of metal to upcycle into semi-lethal crafts. He was just turning some tin cans into shuriken, and now you've provided a target for him to test them out.

Hit Message(s):

He whips a tin-can shuriken at you, cutting you and rubbing beer in your wounds. Ow! Ugh! Ouch!

He sharpens a rusty pickaxe and picks you with it. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!

He sharpens a car bumper and uses it as a giant katana. Eek! Oof! Ugh!

He waves a magic wand at you. Well, actually, it's a car antenna sharpened into a fencing foil, and it slashes you but good. Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

He sharpens a swiss army knife and somehow manages to stab you with the magnifying glass. Oof! Eek! Ugh!

He sharpens a toothbrush and shivs you prison-style. Ouch! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He sharpens a whole set of kitchen knives and uses them to remove half of your bones. Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He throws some tin-can shuriken at you, but you dodge like a robot ninja.

He tries to hit you with a pickaxe, but you tell him not to pick on you.

He tries to sharpen a lump of garbage to stab you with, but it's too squishy.

He tries to stab you with a sharpened swiss army knife, but it's hard to sharpen the tiny tweezers enough to hurt you.

He tries to stab you with a sharpened toothbrush, but he only sharpened the bristle part, and it's still not so sharp.

Fumble Message:

He stops to pour some water on his red-hot whetstone. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Junkjagged.gifYou acquire an item: jagged scrap metal (15% chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.
Oh hey, that sprite dropped a key!
Junkkey.gifYou acquire an item: funky junk key
Oh hey, that sprite dropped a magazine!
Junkmag.gifYou acquire an item: Worse Homes and Gardens

Occurs at The Old Landfill.

Notes

  • The monster's name includes scrap metal, using this template.
  • Prior to an update on June 1st, 2015, keys were not affected by +item. The exact drop rate is not known, but spading prior to the update suggested 15-20%. However, a forum post by Jick prior to the update indicated an increasing drop rate mechanic.