Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
|This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.|
|Locations||The Crimborg Collective Factory|
|Hit Points||Equal to player HP|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Quest||flask of peppermint oil|
This is one of the killer robots from the future, (mostly) reprogrammed by the Crimborg to help make fun, futuristic toys. This robot is primarily responsible for applying decals to the new toys. All of the other elfbots tend to laugh and call it names -- I mean, being the evil killer robot that puts stickers on toys is kind of like being the big, tough space marine who runs the daycare for the kids of the other space marines. Still, it *is* a big killer robot. With stickers. *snicker.*
It stomps on you with its big metal feet. That's no mean feat, but it is a pair of mean feet. Eek! Ow! Oof! Eek!
It applies a decal to your feet, sticking them together. You trip and fall. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Argh!
It crushes your <kidney> in its calipers. That's gonna leave a mark. Happy Crimbo! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
It applies a decal to your leg and rips it off really fast. Yeow! Oof! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
It sticks a decal right over your nose and mouth. It takes a good thirty seconds for you to rip it off, during which time you panic. A little bit. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
It tries to stomp on you with its big metal feet, but you find it a trivial feat to dodge them.
It tries to crush you in its calipers, but you don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt.
It applies a decal to you. Fortunately, it's a pretty cool decal, so you don't mind.
It applies a decal to your chest and rips it off really fast. Fortunately, your chest is as hairless as a wee boy's.
It tries to stick a decal over your nose and mouth to keep you from breathing, but applies it sticky-side up, so it just slides off you. Man, these robots aren't getting any smarter. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: capacitor relay (8.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: carbon nanotube frame (8.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ion grid (7.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Feynman gate (7.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: logic synthesizer (8.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (3.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flask of peppermint oil (??.?% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurred at The Crimborg Collective Factory.
- The encounter text about a killer robot from the future, reprogrammed for good, is a reference to the Terminator series of movies.
- "Don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt" is a reference to MC Frontalot's song "Rappers We Crush".
- "All of the other elfbots tend to laugh and call it names" is a reference to a similar line in "Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer".
- Space marines may be a reference to Games Workshop's Warhammer 40,000 or to Blizzard's StarCraft games.