Killer clownfish

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Killer clownfish
Monster ID 767
Locations Anemone Mine
Hit Points 700
Attack 500
Defense 450
Initiative 75
Meat 240-360
Phylum horror
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, tail
high-pressure seltzer bottle, midget clownfish, rough fish scale
Manuel Entry
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Killer clownfish You're fighting a Killer clownfish

You hear a high-pitched, bubbling cackle, and to your horror, a killer clownfish swims out of the shadows towards you. Its garish orange scales are streaked with wide lines of chalky clown-white, and its soulless eyes stare glassily at you as it giggles with menace. "Would you like to come for a swim with me?" it whispers, leering. "We all swim down here..."

Hit Message(s):

It hits you in the face with some kind of pie. I don't know what kind. I don't want to know what kind. Eek! Eek! Eek! (sleaze damage)

It stares at you. Stares at you. Stares at you. Ouch! Argh! Oof! (spooky damage)

It fires a high-presure seltzer bottle at you, knocking you off your feet. Well, you weren't actually on your feet, but you know. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It laughs at you. A laugh both hollow and juicy. A laugh that will haunt your nightmares forevermore. Can't sleep. Clownfish'll eat me. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It fires a high-pressure seltzer bottle at you. This mostly results in it flying backwards several yards and making the local enviroment a little fizzier.

It stares at you with its horrible blank eyes. You look away in disgust.

It throws a pie at you, but misjudges the current and misses.

Fumble Message:

It swims toward you with menace in its eyes, but the fact that it's underwater causes its makeup to run. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 240-360 Meat (average: 300, stdev: 24.9)*
Seltzer.gifYou acquire an item: high-pressure seltzer bottle (25% chance)*
Midgetclownfish.gifYou acquire an item: midget clownfish (1% chance)*
Scale2.gifYou acquire an item: rough fish scale (4% chance)*
You gain 125 <substat>.

Occurs at Anemone Mine.