Knob Goblin Mad Scientist

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Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
Monster ID 85
Locations Knob Goblin Laboratory
Hit Points 25
Attack 40
Defense 36
No-Hit 50
Initiative 70
Meat 32-48
Phylum goblin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Knob Goblin love potion, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin steroids
Bounty broken petri dish
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist You're fighting a Knob Goblin Mad Scientist

This is a Mad Scientist. Not mad as in "check out my mad skillz," mad as in "I wonder if I can genetically engineer a creature who has nipples for eyes?"

Hit Message(s):

He stabs you with a syringe. You feel a sharp pain as your <thigh> turns into an avocado and back again. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Ouch!

He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!

He pokes you with a series of scientific implements, bearing out his hypothesis that they'll really, really hurt you. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He opens a cage and unleashes a shambling horror that is part gnoll, part knob goblin, and part rutabaga. It proceeds to beat several pounds of stuffing out of you. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with a syringe, but you stab him first with whatever weapon you're carrying. Yes, even if it's a club.

He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night.

He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so.

Fumble Message:

He reaches over and grabs a syringe labeled "Muscle Enhancer," then jabs himself with it. His muscles quickly swell in size. They continue to swell as he approaches you, though, until they're so big he can't move. Which is not so swell. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

He pulls out a seltzer bottle and hoses you down with it. Unfortunately, some of it gets in your eyes, but fortunately, some of it gets in your mouth! Ugh! Ooh! Oof!

MPYou gain 8-10 Mana Points.

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 32-48 Meat (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)*
Lovepotion.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin love potion (10.2% chance)*
Seltzer.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin seltzer (20.0% chance)*
Syringe.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin steroids (10.2% chance)*
Petridish.gifYou acquire a bounty item: broken petri dish
(X of 13 found)
You gain 10 <substat>.

Occurs at the Laboratory.


  • "a genetically engineered creature with nipples for eyes" might be a reference to Lavos the final boss from Chrono Trigger, who housed the DNA of every creature that ever lived and one of whose forms had eyes for nipples.