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The pirates discover an island at the coordinates you gave them, and you take a rowboat ashore to check it out. You discover the wreck of a large airplane, and several people milling about. They take you to a cave in the jungle, where the unusually photogenic leaders of the group spend a few hours telling you their life stories and all of the strange and interesting things that have happened to them on the island, which is apparently teeming with strange monsters, malevolent scientists, and frequent references to the numbers 4, 8, 11, 15, 16, 23, 37, and 42 (you start to point out that, with a collection of numbers that large, it's actually extremely likely that you'd encounter them everywhere just by random chance, but they don't seem to be listening).

When they mention the polar bear, you start to suspect that they're just making it up as they go along, and head off to play a couple rounds of golf with the fat guy before leaving. You win, which is pretty moxious of you, considering the amount of free time he's had to practice.

You gain 250-350 Sarcasm.


(5,39); (52,45); (133,60); (143,11); (187,92)


  • The entire adventure references the TV series Lost.
  • The numbers mentioned are a combination of the mysterious sequence of numbers seen in the series (4,8,15,16,23,42) and KoL's magic numbers (11,23,37).

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