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The lasagmbie is a Pasta Guardian which Pastamancers can call upon in combat under certain conditions. By using paranormal ricotta you establish a connection with it.

The Pastamancer can then summon it in combat. The lasagmbie increases meat drops at the end of combat, and after reaching level 5, deals spooky damage.

Combat Messages

  • When summoning it:
You conjure up a good-sized sheet of lasagna, and there is a wet thud as <name>'s spirit lands in it.
  • Additional message on summoning, at level 10:
<name> feasts on your opponent's brain, which is unfortunate for it -- it was using that, for walking around and attacking you and stuff.
  • During combat, at level 5 or higher:
<name> claws your opponent with filthy lasagna fingernails, dealing X damage.
  • At the end of combat:
<name> winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.


Lasagmbie names follow a specific pattern -- they start with "Br"/"G"/"Gr"/"R", contain a varying length string of "a"s, and end with "augh"/"argh"/"ah". Some examples are "Braaaaugh", "Gaaaah", "Graaaargh", and "Raaaaugh".


  • One of the Pasta Guardians. Guardian summons are limited to 10 per day, or 15 with the Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental.
  • The lasagmbie gives a meat drop bonus of 100% + 10% × its level.
  • Starting at level 5, the lasagmbie will attack each round after it is summoned.
  • Damage appears to range from (X+10) to (4X+10), where X is the level of the lasagmbie.
  • Starting at level 10, the lasagmbie will stun the enemy for 2 rounds upon summoning, displaying this message:
Your opponent staggers around, confused.
  • On the second round, the message changes to:
Your opponent's brain grows back.

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