Let's All Go To The Movies

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Let's All Go To The Movies
Let's All Go To The Movies

A hobo standing in front of two large sheds waves you over. "Hey there, you look like someone who could benefit from watching one of our excellent educational films!"

You ponder this for a moment. "...Are you calling me dumb?"

"No no no, certainly not! Everyone can benefit from a mind-expanding and informative video presentation! And this is your lucky day, because our two main features are just about to start, and there's seats left in both of them, so you've got your choice of quality education!"

"Well, all right. What's playing?" you ask.

"Well, in Theater One, we've got "Blood-Drenched Zombie Apocalypse II: The Evisceration", and in Theater Two we've got "Debbie Does Just About Everyone in Akron, Ohio".

"These are educational films?"

"Within their own specific spheres of knowledge, certainly. Interested? Just 5 hobo nickels a show, and we'll throw in a free bag of popcorn."

(You currently have X hobo nickels.)


Watch the horror movie

A couple of hours later, you stumble back into the light of day, eyes wide and mind broadened with new-found knowledge. Lemme tell ya, wow.

Mortarboard.gifYou acquire an effect: Educated (Kinda)
(duration: 20 Adventures)

Watch the...other movie

A couple of hours later, you stumble back into the light of day, eyes wide and mind broadened with new-found knowledge. Lemme tell ya, wow.

Mortarboard.gifYou acquire an effect: Educated (Sorta)
(duration: 20 Adventures)

Never mind

You decide you don't need no education, and ask the guy for directions out of the marketplace instead.

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