Lucky ball-and-chain

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lucky ball-and-chain
lucky ball-and-chain

Hilarious jokes about marriage aside, this is a big iron ball on a decent-sized length of rusty chain. It's not ten-leaf-clover lucky, but lucky in the sense that you're lucky to be hitting people with it rather than being hit by it. Just make sure to hold onto the chain, and your pride, when you throw the ball. Otherwise, someone's sure to take away, take away, take away your ball-and-chain.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed flail)
Damage: 13 - 26
Moxie Required: 50
Selling Price: 130 Meat.

(In-game plural: lucky balls-and-chains)
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Item number: 1473
Description ID: 307219214
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Obtained From

Stores
The Armory and Leggery (975 meat)

Messages

You decide you're sick of <it> and all <its> rattlin' on, and hit with your lucky ball-and-chain for X damage. BARF! POW! KAPOW!
You flail wildly with your lucky ball-and-chain, doing X damage. Now <it> is forty years gone. KERBLAM! POW! POW!
You ponder the time bomb in your mind, then hit with your lucky ball-and-chain for X damage. POW! BIFF! BAM!
You shake your tiny fist and swear you weren't wrong, then hit with your lucky ball-and-chain for X damage. KAPOW! BONK! SOCKO!
You throw away your baby doll, then hit with your lucky ball-and-chain for X damage. POW! POW! BOOF!

References

  • The name of the item, the second-to-last line of the description, and the special combat messages are a reference to the song Lucky Ball and Chain by They Might Be Giants: "She threw away her baby-doll / I held on to my pride..."
  • The last line of the description is a reference to the song "Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion.

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