Machinations

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Machinations
Machinations

You step through the shimmering portal, and find yourself in a room hardly bigger than a closet. You explore for a little while (a very little while[sic], and find no exits. One one of the walls, however, you find what seems to be some kind of vending machine. It's got a slot, and it's got a button.


Insert card into slot

Inserting 115/142:

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: BEBU SOM TAFU."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: TAFU SOM BEBU."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)

Inserting 97/216:

213You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: TAGA SOM HO."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: HO SOM TAGA."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)

Inserting 88/129:

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: LALA SOM SOM."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: SOM SOM LALA."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)

Inserting 182/213:

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: FUKRO SOM ANKRO."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: ANKRO SOM FUKRO."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)

Inserting 165/176:

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: FUAN SOM KUZ."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: KUZ SOM FUAN."

A new card emerges from the slot.
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)

104 is its own group:

You insert the card into the machine. There's some humming, some glowing, and then some more humming. Then a voice emerges from the machine: "HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: PAGA SOM NIZEVECHO."

Some new cards emerge from the slot.

3 of the following (2 or 3 of the same is possible):
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
Punchcard.gifYou acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)

Press the button

You press the button, and a beam shoots down from the ceiling, vaporizing you. Luckily, the vapors that were once you are reconstituted in short order, just outside the portal in your campsite.


Occurs at A Shimmering Portal.

Notes

  • Cards can be exchanged indefinitely. This adventure only ends when the button is pressed.
  • This encounter does not use an adventure, it does however use up a charge at the Portal.
  • A Shimmering Portal has a base Combat Frequency of 100%. Thus, this adventure will not occur without increasing the rate of non-combat adventures.
  • The text in this adventure is translated as follows:
    • HOCHOFUNO FUZAKLA FUCHANOKCHA: INSTRUCTION EXCHANGE INITIALIZING
    • BEBU SOM TAFU: ATTACK TO TARGET
    • TAGA SOM HO: REPAIR TO SELF
    • SOM SOM LALA: BUFF TO FLOOR
    • FUKRO SOM ANKRO: MODIFY TO DRONE
    • FUAN SOM KUZ: BUILD TO WALL
    • TAFU SOM BEBU: TARGET TO ATTACK
    • HO SOM TAGA: SELF TO REPAIR
    • LALA SOM SOM: FLOOR TO BUFF
    • ANKRO SOM FUKRO: DRONE TO MODIFY
    • KUZ SOM FUAN: WALL TO BUILD
    • PAGA SOM NIZEVECHO: SPHERE TO MULTIPLE
Quick Reference
HolesCommands
115 <=> 142 Command ATTACK <=> Command TARGET
97 <=> 216 Command REPAIR <=> Object SELF
88 <=> 129 Object FLOOR <=> Command BUFF
182 <=> 213 Object DRONE <=> Command MODIFY
165 <=> 176 Command BUILD <=> Object WALL