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Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Summer 2020 Challenge Path: Low Key Summer CDMoyer: What are you guys arguing about? We talked about the situation in dev. The suggestion was made to have two gold stars. I said, "that seems reasonable." Someone probably asked a dev what the plan... New Construction at Lyle's CDMoyer: That is not correct. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: These aren't puzzle pockets, just broken ones.  :) September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Pockets 102, 466, and 451 are currently broken, we'll need to do a bit of labor on our end to get them working. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Whoops! Pockets 531 and 246 had the wrong scraps of paper until just a few minutes ago. Might want to revisit them if you're looking to see bunches of inscrutable letters. Today's Featured Article: edit  Between learning new skills, buying new equipment, restoring HP and MP, keeping buffs running, and especially splurging on food and booze, being an adventurer is an expensive proposition! Fortunately, there are plenty of money-making opportunities available to citizens of the Kingdom of Loathing. The Cobb's Knob Treasury is always full of Meat, and the goblins are notoriously easy to fool. Those with a "meaty thumb" can harvest the orchids, bushes, and trees sometimes found in a Clan Rumpus Room. Of course, if you're not above that sort of thing, you can just beat up monsters and take their Meat. For more suggestions regarding how to keep your books in the black, check out Basic Farming. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2009: Mr. Store familiar larvae are now free pulls from Hagnk's.

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