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May 22, 2022 Bill 3, Year 74 2 days until Mysticality

Today is Generic Summer Holiday! Go get some pool toys at the General Store, and go for a swim in Market Square!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Petition to reset the /totescarriers [pvp] CDMoyer: >.> Crimbo 2021!! CDMoyer: I think jick fixed a bug. Petition to reset the /totescarriers [pvp] CDMoyer: I vote for The Amazing Mr Toothpaste's idea. Hobopolis capped at 10/boss, Van & Duffel gets Ban & Snuffered CDMoyer: In all honesty, the motivation for changing the way items are selected for the duffel or whatever was not to nerf it or punish people that were doing it. It was because a large number of people were... Summer 2021 - Quantum Terrarium CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started. Today's Featured Article: edit  As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes! The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for muscular (Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure) mystical (Tropical Paradise Island Getaway) moxious (Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort) types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small. Elemental International Airport Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit. Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach for a sleazy good time Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island for spooky conspiracies and intrigue Airplane charter/one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill for stench-ridden delights Airplane charter/one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano for a fiery experience Airplane charter/one-day ticket to The Glaciest for sub-zero indulgences Once there, you can deal with the weirdo locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money. Pen-Pal Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel. So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2009: The scaling +Monster Level granted by Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance has been capped at 60. 2005: The interface for making meat paste and stacks has been improved. Or, y'know, changed, at least.

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