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Today's Featured Article:

Archie "Chicken Sandwich" O'Sullivan, the Vicsount of Everywhere

Inexperienced adventurers generally pay very little regard to the nomads, vagabonds, call them what you will, that they encounter early in their career. Little do they know, lurking beneath their Clan Basement, just past the sewers, are thousands upon thousands of hobos, living in a place they call Hobopolis.

Once there, a local guide can show you the sights. You can meet the inhabitants, go shopping, see a concert, enjoy local landmarks, learn how to yodel, investigate the Kingdom's waste management systems, pay your respects to the dearly departed, get hooked up, stand in line at the city's hottest club, and even meet the mayor.

Make sure you have all the elements of your trip planned out before you go. A long trip will let you bring home plenty of souvenirs, and maybe even a new companion, but a short trip can still be extremely rewarding. Bring some friends along with you - they can get you there faster, and once there, you can all party together!

Read more at Hobopolis.

Today in KoL History:

2008: Fixed a whole buttload of typos today. Thank you, people from the forum thread about typos!

2007: The Spanish Fly mini-quest should now be doable even after the level 12 quest is completed.

2007: You are now significantly less likely to get Teleportitis in the Enormous Greater-Than Sign before you get the plus sign.

2007: The drunkenness adventure at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (In Disguise) is now significantly less RNG-swingy. A better, more content-rich approach to the whole deal is in the works.

2007: Casual ascensions are no longer counted on the "Most Normal Ascensions" leaderboard.

2007: Casual ascensions are now designated with beanbag chairs in the ascension history. (Thanks, Oxbarn!)

2007: Bad Moon leaderboards should start updating properly today.

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