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September 21, 2021 Boozember 8, Year 71 Muscle tomorrow

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Fall 2021 Challenge Path ~ Wildfire CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically). May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp is located within the Desert Beach, but only those who ascend under certain Zodiac signs are allowed to visit. It is home to some very helpful gnomes and a valued part of the Kingdom with a few post-apocalyptic locales. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome is willing to teach gnomish skills, including the awaregness of a certain part of the body. Gnomes possess an affinity for building sophisticated machinery, and Gnorman, the Supertinker can assemble technological wonders and anachronistic robots for any visitors. Adventurers travel from far and wide to a Gnomish bar for both locally brewed booze and other cheap drinks. After NS13, the gnomes opened up some new areas of their camp, including an endless source of irritation called The Annoy-o-Tron 5000, and Gno-Mart, which sells both South of The Border imports and bottles of different sizes containing acids that dissolve pork elf gems. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2006: The two buffs that weren't shruggable are now shruggable. (This is probably the only setting where "shruggable" is a valid adjective.) 2005: KoLCon II is coming right up! Check the link above for updated info! And extra exclamation point! 2004: The Council has finally ended its fund raiser, and handed out 8 bottles of Time Juice to each and every player. 2004: In completely unrelated news, there are a couple of new items for sale at the Bugbear Bakery. 2004: The chat no longer automatically does a /who when you first run it. This should make the busier channels easier to deal with. 2004: Rolling pins and unrolling pins (thanks, Xenophobe) have been added, to facilitate the mass processing of wads of dough and flat dough.

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