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Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Hobopolis capped at 10/boss, Van & Duffel gets Ban & Snuffered CDMoyer: In all honesty, the motivation for changing the way items are selected for the duffel or whatever was not to nerf it or punish people that were doing it. It was because a large number of people were... Summer 2021 - Quantum Terrarium CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started. Fall 2021 Challenge Path ~ Wildfire CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically). May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, cleaning your... hat, keeping very, very quiet, and getting robbed by dolphins. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it? Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2005: The MMG now lists the last 20 bets made. Also, when someone takes your bet, the event notification is clickable, to take you back to the MMG. 2004: Added links to chat PMs. Also fixed some time issues with /last, /reply, and clan message boards.

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