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September 18, 2021 Boozember 4, Year 71 Mysticality tomorrow

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Fall 2021 Challenge Path ~ Wildfire CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically). May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant Pork Elves ruled, spending their days creating finely crafted armor adorned with precious jewels, and everything was wonderful, right up until they all melted into black slime. Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved from an evil cult by the human Krakrox the Barbarian. And a few remained in the Kingdom as simple farmers. Some say the rest left for a faraway place, and that if you look to the Moons, you can see them crafting to this day, but beware - their story is a sad one, and the Pork Elves of old may not like what their descendents have become... read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2008: Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day! If you logged in prior to this announcement, you'll need to log out and back in to get the holiday running properly. 2008: Creating a new account no longer fails to give feedback. Sorry that was broken for so long... 2007: The Brimstone items are now animated. Go HotStuff! 2005: Gnorman can now Supertinker things in quantity. No more carpal tugnnel sygndrome for you! 2005: Xeno added a progress bar for familiar weight. Check it out in your account menu, which should also now be error-free in Safari.

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