Meat from Monsters
Here's a list of everything in the game that increases the Meat drop rate from monsters. To see various maximum levels of meat drops, see Maximizing Your Meat Drops.
Keep in mind that well-equipped item farmer can usually do better than a PMeat farmer by farming for high-priced items and selling them at the mall.
If you have multiple percentage increases active at the same time, the percentages are added together. For example, if a player has a 20 lb. leprechaun (100%), Polka of Plenty (50%), and Expert Panhandling (10%) active, then Meat drops will be increased by 100+50+10 = 160%. A monster that normally drops about 100 Meat would then drop about 260 Meat.
Each monster has a base meat drop (that we on the wiki have taken to calling Mval). Monsters drop meat in a range of ⌊0.8*Mval⌋? to ⌈1.2*Mval⌉?, distributed triangularly. The game first rolls base meat drop from that triangular distribution, and then multiplies by your meat drop multiplier and randomly rounds the result. The Mer-kin hookspear extracts meat as a percentage of Mval only – it doesn't work across the entire range.
When the Meat drop rate is increased using the items listed on this page, the Meat drops from monsters will no longer fall in a continuous range. This is caused by the unbuffed Meat drop being calculated first, followed by the Meat drop bonus being applied. Any decimals are then rounded down to achieve an integer value for the Meat drop. For example, if +160% Meat drops are applied to a monster that normally drops 7-9 Meat, only three Meat drops will be encountered: 18, 20, and 23.
The first table lists known, consistent percentage modifiers. The second table lists a small number of special/unreliable meat-gaining effects. The third table adds meat percentage modifiers that only function in specific circumstances. The last recaps gains from familiars, which are more completely listed at Familiars by type.
Meat Drop Modifiers
The table below lists all confirmed, consistent sources except for familiars.
Source | Source Type | Extra Meat |
Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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li'l pirate costume | Familiar Equipment | 300% | Always | 1 combat | Must have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your Terranium |
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Synthesis: Greed | Skill | 300% | 30 turns |
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None |
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Braaaaaains | Adventure | 200% | 10 turns | Bad Moon |
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Covetin' Drunk | Booze | 200% | 20 turns |
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Level 11 |
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Shadow Waters | Effect | 200% | 30 turns | 1 Rufus's shadow lodestone | Must have access to the Shadow Rifts | |
Curse of Fortune | Combat Skill (Ed) | 200% | Current Combat | 1 ka coin | Actually Ed the Undying |
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Frosty | Item | 200% | 50 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Handsome Devil | Combat Item | 200% | Current Combat | Item Loss | None |
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li'l liberty costume | Familiar Equipment | 200% | Always |
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Sinuses For Miles | Item | 200% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Let's Go Shopping! | Item | 150% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Wolf Form | Skill (DG) | 150% | Intrinsic | 10 HP | Dark Gyffte |
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A View to Some Meat | Booze | 100% | 10 turns |
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None |
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20 turns | Level 3 |
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40 turns | Level 6 |
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Effect | 10-50 turns | 3 clicks | Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase | |||
Always be Collecting | Effect | 100% | 100 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Ask the hobo to tell you a joke | Combat Item | 100% | Current Combat | Item Loss | None |
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Skill | None | Wearing Hodgman's Regal Frippery |
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Car-Charged | Item | 100% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Competitive Instincts | Passive Skill (PS) | 100% | Always | Pig Skinner |
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Flapper Dancin' | Item | 100% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Cravin' for a Ravin' | Adventure | 100% | 5 turns | None |
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Eau d' Clochard | Spleen Item | 100% | 60 turns |
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None |
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Flesh Scent | Passive Skill (DG) | 100% | Always | Dark Gyffte | ||
Here's Some More Mud in Your Eye | Booze | 100% | 40 turns |
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Level 3 |
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Incredibly Well Lit | Skill | 100% | 30 turns | None | august scepter |
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Kicked in the Sinuses | Food | 100% | 50 turns |
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None |
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Leisurely Amblin' | Skill (Snake Oiler) | 100% | 20 turns | 40 MP | Avatar of West of Loathing |
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Loded | Item | 100% | 5 turns | None |
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Low on the Hog | Food | 100% | 20 turns |
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None |
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Meet the Meat | Effect | 100% | 100 turns | Access to Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller |
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Preternatural Greed | Other (Summoning Chamber) | 100% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | |
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect | Spleen Item | 100% | 100 turns |
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Level 6 |
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Trufflin' | Food | 100% | 10 turns |
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None |
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Thanksgot | Effect | 80% | Varies | Loss of Thanksgetting | None |
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The Dinsey Way | Food | 80% | 30 turns |
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Level 5 |
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Pathological Greed | Passive Skill (GN) | 70% | Always | Item Loss | Gelatinous Noob |
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All Blued Up | Food | 60% | 25 turns |
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None |
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Carrion' On | Spleen Item | 60% | 20 turns |
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None |
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Good Things Are Coming, You Can Smell It | Item | 60% | 40 turns | Item Loss | None |
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incredibly dense meat gem | Accessory | 60% | None |
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meat.enh | Effect | 60% | 25-100 turns | Access to a Source Terminal |
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pantogram pants | Pants | 60% | Always | porquoise | portable pantogram |
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Sense of Entitlement | Passive Skill (GN) | 60% | Always | Item Loss | Gelatinous Noob |
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yamtility belt | Accessory | 55% | Always | None |
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amulet coin | Familiar Equipment | 50% | Always | None |
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Bet Your Autumn Dollar | Item | 50% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Big Smile of the Packrat | Effect | 50% | 20 turns |
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Black Tongue | Item | 50% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Boxing Day Glow | Spleen Item | 50% | 100 turns |
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None |
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Braaains | Adventure | 50% | 10 turns | Bad Moon |
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Broberry Brotality | Booze | 50% | 40 turns |
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Level 11 |
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Business Acumen | Passive Skill (GN) | 50% | Always | Item Loss | Gelatinous Noob |
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C Sharp Eyes | Passive Skill (JA) | 50% | Always | Jazz Agent |
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carpe | Back Item | 50% | Always | 10 carp | Access to a Clan Floundry |
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Chari Tea | Item | 50% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Cowlick | Skill (AoSP) | 50% | Intrinsic | 1 adventure |
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Crimbeau'd | Spleen Item | 50% | 50 turns |
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None |
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cursed machete | Weapon (1H) | 50% | Always | Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing |
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cursed swash buckle | Accessory | 50% | Always | 50 mys |
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Driving Observantly | Effect | 50% | 30 turns | 37 fuel | Installed Asdon Martin |
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Earning Interest | Item | 50% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Egg-stortionary Tactics | Spleen Item | 50% | 20 turns |
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None | |
feather boa | Accessory | 50% | Always | Access to a Clan Photo Booth |
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Gift of the Maid | Passive Skill (Ed) | 50% | Always |
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Greed | Passive Skill | 50% | Bad Moon | |||
Haunted Stomach | Food | 50% | 3 turns |
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None |
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20 turns |
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Level 4 |
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Level 6 |
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Heightened Senses | Item | 50% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Here's Mud in Your Eye | Booze | 50% | 40 turns |
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None |
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High-Falutin' | Booze | 50% | 30 turns |
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None |
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Human-Constellation Hybrid | Effect | 50% | Intrinsic | None | Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | |
Item | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Jurassic Parka | Shirt | 50% | Always | Torso Awareness, kachungasaur mode |
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kekekey | Accessory | 50% | Always | Low Key Summer |
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knife | Weapon (1H) | 50% | Always | None |
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knob treasury key | Accessory | 50% | Always | Low Key Summer |
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LOV Earrings | Accessory | 50% | Always | Access to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. |
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lucky Tam O'Shanter | Familiar Equipment | 50% | Always | None |
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lucky Tam O'Shatner | Familiar Equipment | 50% | Always | None |
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Lustre After Wealth | Spleen Item | 50% | 50 turns |
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Level 5 |
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Meat Radar | Other (Robot Attachment) | 50% | Always | 30 Scrap | You, Robot |
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Meteor Masquerade | Outfit | 50% | Always | None | None |
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Patent Avarice | Item | 50% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Polka of Plenty | Skill (AT) | 50% | 5-20 turns | 7 MP | None |
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Rave Nirvana | Other (Rave Combo) | 50% | 1 turn | 6 MP | Disco Bandit |
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Red Tongue | Item | 50% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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ring of the Skeleton Lord | Accessory | 50% | Always | 50 Mox |
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Snow Fortified | Effect | 50% | 10 turns | Rest | Having a Snow Fort |
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Song of Fortune | Skill (AoB) | 50% | 20 turns | 10 MP | Avatar of Boris |
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The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | Skill (AT) | 50% | 5-20 turns | 50 MP |
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Item | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Turkey-Ambitious | Booze | 50% | 25 turns |
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Level 5 |
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Wolfish Form | Combat Skill | 50% | 1 turn | vampyric cloake |
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Wormwood wedding ring | Accessory | 50% | Always |
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Apriling band helmet | Hat | 40% | Always | None |
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Dances with Tweedles | Effect | 40% | 30 turns | Once per day | None |
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Eyes Wide Propped | Item | 40% | 40 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Financial Ambition | Passive Skill (GN) | 40% | Always | Item Loss | Gelatinous Noob |
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Financial Spreadsheets | Passive Skill (GY) | 40% | Grey You |
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Hella Smooth | Styx Pixie Buff | 40% | 10 turns | Bad Moon |
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latte lovers member's mug | Off-Hand Item | 40% | Always | Cajun ingredient unlocked |
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The Grass... Is Blue... | Item | 40% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Wasabi Sinuses | Spleen Item | 40% | 10 turns |
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None |
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Winklered | Effect | 40% | 20 Turns | None |
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Meatcleaver | Weapon (2H) | 35% | 200 Mus |
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Meatwise | Adventure | 35% | 20 Turns | None |
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All Chipped Up | Food | 30% | 25 turns |
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None |
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astral longbow | Weapon (2H) | 30% | Always | None |
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Can't Be a Chooser | Item | 30% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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crumbling rabbit's foot | Off-Hand Item | 30% | Always | None |
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Flashing Eyes | Booze | 30% | 10 turns |
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Level 2 |
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garbage sticker | Weapon (1H) | 30% | Always | 85 Mus | ||
Greedy Resolve | Item | 30% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Grimacite gauntlets | Accessory | 30% | 15 Mys |
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ice nine | Weapon (1H) | 30% | Always | None |
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Initiative: Reduced taxes at all income levels. | Other (Initiative) | 30% | Rollover | Access to the Daily Loathing Ballot |
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Night Vision | Adventure | 30% | 5 turns |
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Green Pixie, if in HC |
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origami pasties | Shirt | 30% | Torso Awaregness |
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pantogram pants | Pants | 30% | Always | taco shell | portable pantogram |
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Pantsgiving | Pants | 30% | None |
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silver cow creamer | Off-Hand Item | 30% | Always | 85 Mys |
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The Captain costume | Other (Costume) | 30% | Always | Familiar with hands |
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Total Eclipse of Your Meat | Other (Soundtrack) | 30% | Always | SongBoom™ BoomBox |
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The Concept of Property | Passive Skill (GN) | 30% | Always | Item Loss | Gelatinous Noob |
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treasure chest key | Accessory | 30% | Always | Low Key Summer |
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wad of used tape | Hat | 30% | Always | None |
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Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling | Item | 30% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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anemoney clip | Accessory | 25% | Always | 15 Mys |
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Antique Nutcracker Outfit | Outfit | 25% | Always |
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Bastille Braggadocio | Effect | 25% | 100 Turns | None |
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Buddy Bjorn | Back Item | 25% | Always | None |
Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder
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Coily™ | Weapon (2H) | 25% | Always | 200 Mox |
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Crown of Thrones | Hat | 25% | Always | None |
Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder
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Elf Guard clipboard | Off-Hand item | 25% | Always | None |
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Grimacite galoshes | Accessory | 25% | 17 Mys |
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Haunted Liver | Booze | 25% | 20 turns |
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None |
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Level 3 |
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Level 6 |
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40 turns |
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Level 2 |
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jolly roger flag | Accessory | 25% | Always | Installed TakerSpace |
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poodle skirt | Pants | 25% | 200 Mox |
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scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | Item | 25% | 20 combat turns | Item Loss |
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Sea-worn candlestick | Weapon (1H) | 25% | Always | 50 Mus |
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Sister Accessory | Accessory | 25% | None |
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Smile of the Packrat | Effect | 25% | 20 turns | Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite |
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Spacegate diplomat's insignia | Accessory | 25% | Always | 75 Mox |
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Traditional Eating | Food | 25% | 40 turns |
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Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite |
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triple barreled barrel gun | Weapon (3H) | 25% | Always | 85 Mox |
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unbreakable umbrella | Off-Hand Item | 25% | Always | None |
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Uncle Hobo's belt | Accessory | 25% | 200 Mys |
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whittled flute | Weapon (1H) | 25% | Always | 5 sticks of firewood | Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite |
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Worth Your Salt | Item | 25% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo | Weapon (2H) | 23% | 60 Mox |
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5-D Earning Potential | Passive Skill | 20% | Always | None |
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adobe ayam | Hat | 20% | Always | None |
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astral trousers | Pants | 20% | Always | None |
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Badger Underfoot | Combat Skill | 20% | 20 turns | None |
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Blackberry Politeness | Item | 20% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Buddy Bjorn | Back Item | 20% | Always | None |
Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear, Robortender
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cozy bazooka | Weapon (2H) | 20% | Always | 85 Mox |
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Crown of Thrones | Hat | 20% | Always | None |
Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear, Robortender
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Drapes-You-Regally | Back Item | 20% | Always | 250 Mox |
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droll monocle | Accessory | 20% | Always | 35 Mys |
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duct tape shirt | Shirt | 20% |
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Financial Neural Net | Other (CPU Upgrade) | 20% | Always | 30 Energy | You, Robot |
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flagstone flail | Weapon (1H) | 20% | Always |
40 Mus |
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Human-Humanoid Hybrid | Effect | 20% | Intrinsic | None | Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab |
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Item | 30 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Heart of Pink | Item | 20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Helping Comes Second | Food | 20% | 30 turns |
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Level 4 |
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Holiday Bliss | Booze | 20% | 5 turns |
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None |
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10 turns | Level 4 |
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15 turns | Level 8 |
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Effect | 5-50 turns | Once per day | None |
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Item | 1 turn | Item Loss |
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Jacked In | Other (Summoning Chamber) | 20% | 25 Turns | Item Loss | None |
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Loathing Legion electric knife | Off-Hand Item | 20% | None | |||
Make Meat FA$T! | Effect | 20% | 5-15 turns | 400-900 Meat per member | None | |
natty blue ascot | Accessory | 20% | 10 Mys | |||
Nimble Fingers | Passive Skill (DB) | 20% | None | |||
pair of plants | Pants | 20% | 15 Mox |
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Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | Shirt | 20% | Always | Torso Awaregness |
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stainless steel slacks | Pants | 20% | 30 Mox |
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Sticky Fingers | Item | 20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Swimming with Sharks | Item | 20% | 15 turns | Item Loss | None |
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terra cotta tie tack | Accessory | 20% | 40 Mox |
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The Wombat | Other (Moon Sign) | 20% | None |
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Tingling Feeling | Item | 20% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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uncursed machete | Weapon (1H) | 20% | Always | Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing |
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wrought-iron waders | Pants | 20% | Always | 40 Mox |
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antique nutcracker pants | Pants | 15% | Always | 30 Mox |
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aquamariner's necklace | Accessory | 15% | Always | 85 Mys |
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Bag o' Tricks | Off-Hand Item | 15% | Always | None |
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Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | Accessory | 15% | 10 Mys |
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bobble-hip hula elf doll | Off-Hand Item | 15% | 5 Mys |
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bottle-rocket crossbow | Weapon (1H) | 15% | None |
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cane-mail shirt | Shirt | 15% | Torso Awaregness |
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cobbled-together Meat detector | Off-Hand Item | 15% | Always | Elf Operative |
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conquistador's breastplate | Shirt | 15% | Always | Torso Awaregness |
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cup of infinite pencils | Off-Hand Item | 15% | 175 Mus |
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evil flaming eyeball pendant | Accessory | 15% | None |
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ice skates | Accessory | 15% | None |
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Lens of Hatred | Hat | 15% | 125 Mox |
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long-forgotten necklace | Accessory | 15% | 85 Mys | |||
meatspout staff | Weapon (2H) | 15% | 45 Mus | |||
plaid pocket square | Accessory | 15% | 50 Mys | |||
potato jacket | Shirt | 15% | Always | 40 Mus |
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pulled porquoise pendant | Accessory | 15% | Always | 40 Mys |
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Radio KoL Bottle Opener | Accessory | 15% | None |
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Spooky Putty leotard | Pants | 15% | None | |||
sticky hand whip | Weapon (1H) | 15% | Always | None |
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The Captain costume | Other (Costume) | 15% | Always | None |
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Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | Accessory | 15% | Always | None |
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It's Ridiculous | Item | 11% | 111 turns | Item loss | None |
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Effect | 11 turns | Once per day |
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complicated device | Off-Hand Item | 11% | Always | 200 Mys |
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Order of the Silver Wossname | Accessory | 11% | Always | 85 Mys |
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Accordion of Jordion | Weapon (2H) | 10% | Always | 37 Mox |
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aerogel akubra | Hat | 10% |
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aquamariner's ring | Accessory | 10% | 85 Mys |
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ancient turtle shell helmet | Hat | 10% | 2 Mox | |||
battery-powered drill | Weapon (1H) | 10% | Always | 47 Mus |
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bewitching boots | Accessory | 10% | 65 Mys | |||
bitter bowtie | Accessory | 10% | 65 Mox |
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booty chest charrrm bracelet | Accessory | 10% | 80 Mys |
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brazen bracelet | Accessory | 10% | 65 Mus |
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Budget Conscious | Passive Skill | 10% | None |
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Cloak of Dire Shadows | Back Item | 10% |
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Cranberry Cordiality | Booze | 10% | 10 turns |
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Level 4 |
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Item | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None |
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cyber-mattock | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 65 Mus | |||
Disco Leer | Skill (DB) | 10% | 10 turns | 10 MP | None |
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Ellsbury's skull | Off-Hand Item | 10% | 35 Mys | |||
Expert Panhandling | Passive Skill (S) | 10% | None |
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fish bazooka | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 85 Mox |
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Fortunate Resolve | Item | 10% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Gnefarious Pickpocketing | Passive Skill | 10% | None |
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gold crown | Hat | 10% | 60 Mox |
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KoL Con X Treasure Map | Off-Hand Item | 10% | Always | None | ||
Livin' Large | Effect | 10% | 10 turns | None |
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loadstone | Off-Hand item | 10% | None | |||
Material Witness | Effect | 10% | 10 turns | None |
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mayfly bait necklace | Accessory | 10% | None |
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Pasta Eyeball | Skill | 10% | 10 turns | 200 MP | Non-Pastamancer |
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polyester panama hat | Hat | 10% | Always | None |
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porquoise necklace | Accessory | 10% | 10 Mys |
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ratskin belt | Accessory | 10% | 75 Mys |
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rusted-out shootin' iron | Weapon (1H) | 10% | Always | 35 Mus | ||
Shagadelic Disco Banjo | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 15 Mox |
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So You Can Work More... | Item | 10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None |
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teddybear backpack | Back Item | 10% | None |
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Thief Among the Honorable | Passive Skill (AT) | 10% | None | |||
Thrift and Grift | Passive Skill | 10% | None | |||
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | Accessory | 10% | None | |||
tiny plastic Penny | Accessory | 10% | None | |||
toy crazy train | Accessory | 10% | 15 Mys |
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toy maglev monorail | Accessory | 10% | 15 Mys |
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toy train | Accessory | 10% | 15 Mys |
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Ye Olde Navy Fleece | Shirt | 10% |
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acoustic guitarrr | Weapon (2H) | 8% | 55 Mox | |||
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | Shirt | 7% | Torso Awaregness | |||
lucky cat collar | Accessory | 7% | Always | 15 Mys |
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lucky rabbit's foot | Accessory | 7% | 15 Mys | |||
Je Ne Sais Porquoise | Item | 6% | 5 turns | Item Loss | None |
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10 turns |
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50 turns |
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tiny plastic hermit | Accessory | 6% | None | |||
7-ball | Off-Hand Item | 5% | Always | 15 Mys | ||
chocolate rabbit's foot | Accessory | 5% |
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fancy opera glasses | Off-Hand Item | 5% | 10 Mys | |||
flamingo mallet | Weapon (2H) | 5% | 20 Mus | |||
flimsy clipboard | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 5% | 10 Mus | |||
Li'l Businessman Kit | Familiar Equipment | 5% | None |
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muculent machete | Weapon (1H) | 5% | 15 Mus |
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mysterious silver lapel pin | Accessory | 5% | None |
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | Accessory | 5% | None | |||
tip jar | Off-Hand Item | 5% | 52 Mys | |||
Tuesday's ruby | Off-Hand Item | 5% | 45 Mys |
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Video... Games? | Effect | 5% | 5 turns | None |
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Food |
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Level 5 |
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world's smallest violin | Weapon (1H) | 5% | 60 Mox |
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tiny plastic 11 Dealer | Accessory | 4% | None | |||
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | Accessory | 4% | None | |||
tiny plastic hobo elf | Accessory | 4% | None | |||
box-in-the-box-in-the-box | Off-Hand Item | 3% | None | |||
meat shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 3% | 15 Mus | |||
penguin whip | Weapon (1H) | 3% | None | |||
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | Accessory | 3% | None | |||
tiny plastic fat stack of cash | Accessory | 3% | None | |||
tiny plastic The Man | Accessory | 3% | None | |||
white collar | Accessory | 3% | None |
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box-in-the-box | Off-Hand Item | 2% | None | |||
box | Off-Hand Item | 1% | None | |||
Big Veiny Brain | Spleen Item | -10% | 10 turns |
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Envy | Passive Skill | -15% | Bad Moon | |||
Initiative: Increased taxes at all income levels. | Other (Initiative) | -30% | Rollover | Access to the Daily Loathing Ballot |
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Mayor Ghost's sash | Accessory | -30% | Always | 100 Mys |
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Peeled Eyeballs | Spleen Item | -30% | 10 turns |
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None |
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cursed dragon wishbone | Accessory | -50% | Always | Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing |
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Varying/Special Bonuses
Some mechanics have a meat drop bonus that depends on some other character attribute or do not work reliably. Penalties for water-based areas (and ways to cancel such penalties) are listed at underwater adventuring.
Source | Source Type | Extra Meat |
Duration | Cost | Prereq | Notes |
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Amorous Avarice | Item | 0-100% | 100 turns | None |
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ant hoe | Familiar equipment | +10-15 | None |
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ant pick | Familiar equipment | +10-15 | None |
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ant pitchfork | Familiar equipment | +10-15 | None |
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ant rake | Familiar equipment | +10-15 | None |
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ant sickle | Familiar equipment | +10-15 | None |
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Beast ensorcel | Other (Ensorcel) | 10-375% | Always | 30 HP | Dark Gyffte |
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Blessing of the Bird | Skill | 0 or 20-100% | 10 turns | Variable | Bird-a-Day calendar |
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Blessing of your favorite Bird | Skill | 0 or 20-100% | 20 turns | 80 MP | Bird-a-Day calendar |
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Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | Shirt | 1-3% | 50 Mus, Torso Awaregness |
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Half a Purse | Off-Hand Item | Smithsness * 2% |
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Hodgman's imaginary hamster | Off-Hand Item | Hobo Power% | 200 Mys |
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Hodgman's garbage sticker | Off-Hand Item | Hobo Power% | 200 Mox | |||
meat vortex | Combat Item | Varies | Instant | Item Loss | None |
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Mafia pointer finger ring | Accessory | Varies | 50 Mus |
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Maid | Other (Servant) | Variable | Always | Actually Ed the Undying |
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Mayflower bouquet | Familiar Equipment | 0 or 40% | Current Combat | None |
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Mer-kin hookspear | Weapon (1H) | Varies | 85 Mus |
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Meteor Lore | Passive Skill | 0 or 30% | Current Combat | None |
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navel ring of navel gazing | Accessory | 0 or 20% | Current Combat | None |
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no hat | Hat | 0 or 30% | 300 MP | 150 Mox |
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Ponzi Apparatus | Passive Skill (GY) | 0-200% | Grey You |
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Red in Tooth | Item | 1-500% | 5 turns | Item Loss | None |
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SalesCo sample kit | Off-Hand Item | 0 or 30% | None |
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Sweet Heart | Item | 2-40% | 5 Turns | Item Loss | None |
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Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! | Item | 2-200% | 100 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Lasagmbie | Pasta Thrall | 20-40% | Always | 200 MP | Pastamancer |
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stinky cheese eye | Accessory | 1-20% | Always | None |
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Polka Face | Item | 5-55% | 10 Turns | Item Loss | None |
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Thanksgetting | Food | 80%-400% | 20 Turns |
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None |
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Location/Enemy specific
Some meat bonuses only work against specific enemies, or in specific locations.
Source | Source Type | Extra Meat |
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How to Scam Tourists | Effect | 300% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None |
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Dreaming of a Wet Crimbo | Food | 100% | 20-40 turns |
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sushi-rolling mat installed |
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muskox-skin cap | Hat | 100% | Always | 60 Mox |
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anemoney clip | Accessory | 75% | Always | 15 Mys |
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cheap sunglasses | Accessory | 60% | Always | 20 Mys |
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Mer-kin begsign | Off-Hand Item | 40% | Always | 85 Mus | ||
neverending wallet chain | Accessory | 30% | Always | None |
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Florist: Crookweed | Other (Florist Friar) | 60% | Always | Access to The Florist Friar's Cottage |
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Speluck | Passive skill | 10% | Always | None |
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Emotion Sickness | Item | 0-50% | 5 turns |
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None |
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50 turns |
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fishy wand | Familiar Equipment | 0 or 50-150 | None |
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Familiars
A number of familiars produce extra Meat during or after combat based on the familiar's weight. A full listing of familiars that increase or produce Meat is maintained in two sections of the familiars article. Meat-gaining familiars fall into several different types:
- Leprechaun-type: A Leprechaun-type familiar augments how much meat a monster drops. A 20-pound Leprechaun increases meat by roughly 100%, with additional pounds giving diminishing returns. Some additional subcategories exist.
- The Hobo Monkey is a "super leprechaun," acting as if it were a leprechaun of 1.25 times the monkey's effective weight. It can also drop meat during combat.
- The Robortender, when given the right drink, can act as if it were a leprechaun of 2 times the Robortender's effective weight. It behaves as a normal leprechaun otherwise.
- A Mad Hatrack or Fancypants Scarecrow with the right hat or pants can act as high as an 8.00 Leprechaun, but with a severe weight cap.
- The Urchin Urchin functions as a normal Leprechaun both above and underwater.
- Cocoabo-type: The Cocoabo, Stocking Mimic, Feather Boa Constrictor, and Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot all can produce meat during the first 10 rounds of combat. The NPZR has the best formula for meat, but the Stocking Mimic can reach a much higher weight. Each of these familiars has other functions as well.
- Hanukkimbo Dreidl: The Hanukkimbo Dreidl can also produce meat during combat, but using a different formula: 1 to 3 times its weight. This formula has a much lower return than the Cocoabo familiars.
- Fuzzy Dice: The Fuzzy Dice can also produce meat during combat if it rolls a 10. Regardless of weight, it gives 10 meat, and should be viewed as a negligible source of Meat. It is not included in the table below.
- Tam-o-shanters: The lucky Tam O'Shanter/lucky Tam O'Shatner gives a 50% bonus to meat dropped at the end of combat.
- The amulet coin gives a 50% bonus to meat drops as well as a 10 lb increase to familiar weight, but disappears at the end of the day.
- Fire ant tools: The swarm of fire ants sometimes drops an ant tool that you can equip to any familiar. The ant rake, ant hoe, ant pitchfork, ant pick and ant sickle all increase the amount of Meat a monster drops by 10-15 Meat. These items don't increase the Meat from monsters without a Meat drop at all.
NPZR Nerf: In order to cut down on the exploitation of the NPZR's Meat-producing mechanic, both the NPZR and Cocoabo were adjusted, and no longer produce Meat from round 10 and after. (The Stocking Mimic was introduced well after this nerf.)
Familiar Weight |
Hobo Monkey | Leprechaun-Type Familiars |
Cocoabo Familiar |
Dreidl Familiar |
NPZR Familiar |
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73 lbs | 318.19% | 266.73% | 222-380 | 1-219 | 331-562 |
68 lbs | 300.75% | 252.31% | 207-355 | 1-204 | 309-525 |
65 lbs | 290.2% | 243.58% | 198-340 | 1-195 | 295-502 |
60 lbs | 272.45% | 228.89% | 183-315 | 1-180 | 273-465 |
55 lbs | 254.48% | 214% | 168-290 | 1-165 | 250-427 |
50 lbs | 236.26% | 198.88% | 153-265 | 1-150 | 228-390 |
45 lbs | 217.74% | 183.5% | 138-240 | 1-135 | 205-352 |
40 lbs | 198.88% | 167.81% | 123-215 | 1-120 | 183-315 |
35 lbs | 179.61% | 151.75% | 108-190 | 1-105 | 160-277 |
30 lbs | 159.83% | 135.24% | 93-165 | 1-90 | 138-240 |
25 lbs | 139.42% | 118.16% | 78-140 | 1-75 | 115-202 |
20 lbs | 118.16% | 100.33% | 63-115 | 1-60 | 93-165 |
15 lbs | 95.73% | 81.45% | 48-90 | 1-45 | 70-127 |
10 lbs | 71.44% | 60.9% | 33-65 | 1-30 | 48-90 |
5 lbs | 43.58% | 37.17% | 18-40 | 1-15 | 25-52 |
1 lb | 13.08% | 10.83% | 6-20 | 1-3 | 7-22 |
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