Melee weapons

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Melee weapons, in contrast to ranged weapons, use Muscle to determine Hit Chance. Also, melee weapons cannot be dual-wielded with ranged weapons.

Name	Damage	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
Great Wolf's right paw	30-60	250 Muscle	1-handed claw	Part of the Dreadful Werewolf Suit Weapon Damage +50 Weapon Damage +50% +10% Chance of Critical Hit (SC only)
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed staff	Weapon Damage +40 Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	30-60	100 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Damage vs. Skeletons +50% Damage vs. Zombies +50% Damage vs. Vampires +50% Damage vs. Werewolves +50 Damage vs. Ghosts +50% Damage vs. Bugbears
groping claw	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed claw	Successful hit weakens opponent. +30 Sleaze Damage
hothammer	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Hot Damage
old dry bone	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed club	+50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife	23-45	200 Muscle	1-handed knife	Successful hit causes bleeding.
antique spear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed polearm	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +11 Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
ghast iron cleaver	18-35	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Ghast Iron Gear +15 Spooky Damage +15 Hot Damage
bindlestocking	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +25 On critical: Merry Crimbo!
Bloodbath	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 25-30 HP and MP per adventure
brand new key	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +20
Brimstone Bludgeon	20-40	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Weapon Damage +30 SC's BM reward
Byte	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	Spell Damage +100% +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
cozy scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +50% Makes you a much better diver
cursed cutlass	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Muscle +15
decaying wooden oar	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club
dreadful glove	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed knife-glove	Part of the Dreadful Pajamas +5% Chance of Critical Hit Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
duct tape sword	20-39	82 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
El Vibrato energy spear	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed spear	Part of the El Vibrato Relics Can be charged with various effects
fetus-smashing club	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	A custom item given to Bashy
fire axe	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	+200 Cold Damage
fish scimitar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +10%
fish stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5% Bonus Spell Damage +15%
Flail of the Seven Aspects	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed flail	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Muscle +15 Never Fumble Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails Enables the casting of 20-turn TT buffs Turtle Tamer's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
flamin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Hot Damage Does extra Hot Damage on critical hits
freezin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Cold Damage Does extra Cold Damage on critical hits
Frosty's arm	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed staff	Weapon Damage +30 +30 Cold Damage
Frosty's nailbat	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed club	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Muscle +30% +15% Chance of Critical Hit +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only
garbage sticker	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	+20% Food Drops from Monsters +20% Booze Drops from Monsters +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters +20% Weapon Drops from Monsters +20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters +30% Meat from Monsters
giant turkey leg	20-40	200 Muscle	3-handed club	Weapon Damage +50% Monsters will be more attracted to you.
Ginsu™	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+100% Food Drops from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
halibut	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed fish	+100 Stench Damage +100 Sleaze Damage Moxie -10%
Hodgman's whackin' stick	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +20% On Critical: Insanity!
lawn dart	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +20% Maximum HP +300 Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
Meatcleaver	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	+35% Meat from Monsters Weapon Damage +100%
Mer-kin digpick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed axe	Weapon Damage +30 Allows for mining in the Anemone Mine
Mer-kin dragnet	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed dragnet	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.*Muscle +10%*Moxie +10%
Mer-kin finpaddle	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	+100% Damage vs. Mer-kin
Mer-kin hookspear	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed spear	Combat Initiative +20% Weapon Damage +40 Extracts Meat on critical hits
Mer-kin switchblade	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed switchblade	+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Muscle +0%-50% Moxie +10%
non-stick pugil stick	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10% On critical hit: Stuns Opponent
octopus's spade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	+5% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +10% Weapon Damage +15
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+40 Hot Damage +10% Chance of Critical Hit
pernicious cudgel	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed club	Slime Hates It +30 Sleaze Damage +10% Chance of Critical Hit
Pigsticker of Violence	20-40	100 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Violent Vestments Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure +10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +60% Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
PVC staff	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +15% +10% Items from Monsters +60 Damage to Cold Spells
rusty piece of rebar	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +7% Chance of Critical Hit
skate blade	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +5% Devels on hit
skate board	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed club	All Attributes +10% Damage Reduction: 10
sleazy bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Sleaze Damage Does extra Sleaze Damage on critical hits
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher Muscle +23 +10% Chance of Critical Hit +20% Physical Damage Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash Seal Clubber's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
slime-covered club	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +50 Damage vs. Slimes +7% Chance of Critical Hit
slime-covered shovel	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +60 +100 Damage vs. Slimes Combat Initiative -10%
soap knife	20-40	60 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
spooky bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Spooky Damage Does extra Spooky Damage on critical hits
Stick-Knife of Loathing	20-40	150 Muscle	1-handed knife	Part of the Clothing of Loathing Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +200% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
stinkin' bindle	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+10% Items from Monsters +25 Stench Damage Does extra Stench Damage on critical hits
Sword of Procedural Generation	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	Varies player to player
Truthsayer	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	+12 to Monster Level Weapon Damage +40%
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure Regenerate 15-30 MP per adventure
Underworld truncheon	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed club	+10 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights Weapon Damage +20% Muscle +10%
velcro broadsword	20-40	85 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure +20% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
villainous scythe	20-40	150 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Grimy Reaper's Vestments Slime Hates It x2 Weapon Damage +30% +20% Chance of Critical Hit
White Dragon Fang	20-40	200 Muscle	1-handed sword	All Attributes +9% Prismatic Damage +9 Regenerate 9 MP per adventure
Zombo's shoulder blade	20-40	200 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +30% Weapon Damage +30%
cast-iron legacy paddle	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed club	Muscle +15 Weapon Damage +10
giant driftwood sculpture	19-38	80 Muscle	2-handed flail	Moxie +8 Weapon Damage +15
Bugfinder Blade	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed sword	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
goatskin umbrella	18-36	75 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	+15 Stench Damage
oversized pipe	18-35	72 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +6 Mysticality +6
perforated battle paddle	18-35	72 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +10
plexiglass pikestaff	18-36	75 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +9 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30% SC's HCO reward
unsanitized scalpel	18-36	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	+25 Sleaze Damage
combat fan	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed flail	+3 Prismatic Damage
denim axe	17-34	70 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10
Drowsy Sword	17-34	66 Muscle	2-handed sword	Successful hit weakens opponent Monster Level -10
dwarvish war mattock	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed axe	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster HP
giant foam finger	17-34	70 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: +3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed club	Mysticality +10 Weapon Damage +10
pygmy spear	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +7
red-hot poker	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed club	+15 Hot Damage
short-handled mop	17-33	67 Muscle	1-handed polearm	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
star staff	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +8
star sword	17-33	67 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +8
antique machete	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5%
black blade	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	+10 Spooky Damage Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Black Armaments +7% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +7
breadchucks	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +10 +10 Hot Damage Can also be used in combat
coal shovel	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Grants skill Shovel Hot Coal +20 Hot Damage
creepy-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Sleaze Damage Player loses 10 HP due to sleaze at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
cyber-mattock	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed axe	+5% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters May break in combat
evil-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Spooky Damage Player loses 10 HP due to spooky at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
fleetwood chain	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5
frigid-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to cold at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
giant cactus quill	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	+7% [[Critical Hit Chance}chance]] of Critical Hit Maximum HP +30
giant discarded plastic fork	16-31	62 Muscle	3-handed staff	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags +10% Chance of Critical Hit Combat Initiative -10%
giant safety pin	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +10 Successful hit weakens opponent.
half-size scalpel	16-31	62 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +10% Makes you look like a doctor
hot-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Cold Damage Player loses 10 HP due to hot at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
nasty-ass club	16-32	65 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +15 Monster Level +15 Stench Damage Player loses 10 HP due to stench at the end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
pewter claymore	16-31	62 Muscle	2-handed sword	Regenerate 6-12 HP and MP per adventure
pointed stick	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed spear	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +10
trout fang	16-32	65 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15 25% chance of poisoning opponent
batblade	15-29	57 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +15
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed polearm?
bugbear-smiting sword	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to Spazworrier Weapon Damage +10 Muscle +10
C.H.U.M. knife	15-30	175 Muscle	1-handed knife	+30 Stench Damage
candy knife	15-30	40 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
club of the five seasons	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
drywall axe	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed axe	All Attributes +2 All Attributes +3%
flaming sword	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+20 Hot Damage +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Never Fumble
giant needle	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed spear	Monster Level +5
grassy cutlass	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +11
heavy leather-bound tome	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +5 +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
Othello's dagger	15-30	50 Muscle	1-handed knife	+10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick	15-30	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Hot Damage Combat Initiative +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Sets opponents on fire
pipe wrench	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +8
Radio Free Foil	15-30	60 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon: Muscle +20
spectral axe	15-30	50 Muscle	1-handed axe	+15 Cold Damage +30 Damage vs. Ghosts
toxic mop	15-30	50 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Toxic Togs +10 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
vibrating cyborg knife	15-30	55 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +20 3x Fumble Chance
witty rapier	15-30	60 Muscle	1-handed sword	+2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
broken sword	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed sword	Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine	14-28	55 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Cold Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
gatorskin umbrella	14-28	100 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Serious Stench Resistance Weapon Damage +15
hairy staff	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7 Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
ram-battering staff	14-27	52 Muscle	2-handed staff	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
ridiculously huge sword	14-28	55 Muscle	3-handed sword	Weapon Damage +12 Muscle +4
Spirit Precipice	14-27	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5 +20% Chance of Critical Hit
star stiletto	14-27	52 Muscle	1-handed knife	Muscle +5
bad-ass club	13-26	50 Muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +15 +10 to Monster Level Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
battery-powered drill	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed drill	Spell Damage +100% Maximum HP/MP +50 +10 to Monster Level +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +10
crazy bastard sword	13-25	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	An ultra-rare item +6 Extra PvP Fights Weapon Damage +15 +10% Chance of Critical Hit
curmudgel	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed club	Monster Level +8 Weapon Damage +10
Grimacite glaive	13-25	47 Muscle	2-handed polearm	A prize from The Raffle House Weapon Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
hand-carved bokken	13-26	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5% Weapon Damage +15 +5% Chance of Critical Hit
huge mosquito proboscis	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed spear	Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure Maximum HP +20
leechknife	13-25	47 Muscle	1-handed knife	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
meatspout staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures +15% Meat from Monsters
pitchfork	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed spear	Weapon Damage +7
shuddersword	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7 +5 Spooky Damage
smoldering staff	13-25	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5 +11 Damage to Stench Spells
staph of homophones	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	13-26	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +5 Extra Rollover Adventures
titanium assault umbrella	13-26	50 Muscle	1-handed umbrella	Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos sword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Mysticality +5
bone crusher	12-24	45 Muscle	1-handed club	+30 Damage vs. Skeletons
buffalo blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5 +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
elevenderizing hammer	12-23	11 Muscle	1-handed club	All Attributes +11 Weapon Damage +11
giant cheesestick	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
gummi sword	12-24	45 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +7 +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon	12-23	42 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10 +10 Damage to Hot Spells
lawnmower blade	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15
linoleum staff	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +7
lupine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	+9 Spooky Damage +9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
old school Mafia knicke½æ	12-23	41 Mysticality	1-handed sword	Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton	12-24	40 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Ceramic Suit Maximum MP +20 Muscle +20% Your Smacks Restore MP
ram stick	12-23	42 Muscle	2-handed staff	Moxie +5
Ruby Rod	12-24	40 Muscle	1-handed rod	Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword	12-23	42 Muscle	1-handed sword	Monster Level +10 Monster Level +10 more if wielded with a snake shield
Sword of Dark Omens	12-24	None	1-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +3 Spell Damage +50% All Attributes +5%
two-handed depthsword	12-24	45 Muscle	2-handed sword
chrome staff	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
ghostly dagger	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed knife	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Damage Reduction: 11 Weapon Damage -10
hawk	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed saw	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +11 +22% Damage vs. Skeletons
linoleum sword	11-22	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
machetito	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg	11-22	40 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Sleaze Damage Moxie +5 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
wicker sticker	11-22	None	1-handed knife	Part of Wicker Wear Weapon Damage +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Is a sweet, sweet knife
asbestos staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7 Moxie +5
bamboo bokuto	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword
big stirring stick	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +5
Bonestabber	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +10 Spooky Damage +5 to Monster Level +30% Damage vs. Skeletons
bow staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Part of the Bow Tux Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +3
chocolate cow bone	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+30% Candy Drops from Monsters Candilicious Smacks!
chrome sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Crimbo sword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Crimbomination Contraption	10-20	None	2-handed club
depleted Grimacite hammer	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed club	Monster Level +0-25 based on Grimace darkness Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
elf ploughshare	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Maximum HP/MP +30
elven whittling knife	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed knife	Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club	10-20	None	1-handed club	It's very exclusive!
Frankly Mr. Shank	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25% +5 Smithsness Moxie +X% (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness) (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
giant candy cane	10-20	None	2-handed staff	+40% Candy from Monsters
haiku katana	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +15% Weapon Damage +50% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Allows use of The 17 Cuts, Falling Leaf Whirlwind, Spring Raindrop Attack, Summer Siesta, Winter's Bite Technique in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	10-20	None	1-handed utensil	Prismatic Damage +5 +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% Eminently Twistable (PM only)
ice sickle	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Monster Level +15 +5 Cold Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
infernal toilet brush	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+20 Stench Damage Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
kiwi beak	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	+25% Food Drops from Monsters +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
knife	10-20	None	1-handed knife	+50% Meat from Monsters Moxie +100% Item disappears at the end of the day
lead pipe	10-20	None	1-handed club	Maximum HP +50 Muscle +100%
lightning rod	10-20	None	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +200% Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Disappears at the end of day
Loathing Legion chainsaw	10-20	None	2-handed chainsaw	Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
Loathing Legion hammer	10-20	None	1-handed hammer	Gets the job done Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
madius	10-20	36 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags +7 to Monster Level
Mafia violin case	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	Prize from the Penguin Mafia Mystery Raffle Muscle +20 Weapon Damage +30
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	10-20	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20% +5 Smithsness Muscle +X% (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury. (SC only)
Moonthril Flamberge	10-20	40 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Luniform Muscle +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
origami riding crop	10-20	None	1-handed crop	+10 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +15% Has a chat effect Cannot equip in Hardcore
papier-mâchéte	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
plastic nunchaku	10-20	10 Muscle	2-handed flail	+3 Prismatic Damage +30% Combat Initiative
Rain-Doh violet bo	10-20	None	2-handed staff	+11 Sleaze Damage Moxie +11
reindeer hammer	10-20	None	1-handed club	All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle	10-20	None	1-handed claw	Successful hit causes bleeding.
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	10-20	35 Muscle	3-handed ...weapon	+15% Chance of Critical Hit 3x Fumble Chance
right bear arm	10-20	None	1-handed club	+10% Muscle Weapon Damage +30% Lets you act like a bear
roboduck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
rusted-out shootin' iron	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+10% Meat from Monsters Ranged Damage +50 Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic	10-20	None	1-handed saucepan	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness) Lets you gather more Soulsauce Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Actual power can vary with player level Enchantments can be added with stickers
sharpened spoon	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed knife	None
snow shovel	10-20	None	2-handed polearm	All Attributes +10 Weapon Damage +100%
soul knife	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Can harm True Mimes
soylent staff	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4 Spell Damage +10
space needle	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
spiked femur	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed club	+6 Spooky Damage
steel sword	10-20	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +15 Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Moxie +5
stinky cheese sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Stench Damage based on number of adventures stunk up May not be equipped in Hardcore
sugar shank	10-20	None	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +50% Passive Damage on critical Breaks after 30 combats
sugar shillelagh	10-20	None	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +50% Breaks after 30 combats
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	10-20	35 Muscle	2-handed sword	Prismatic Damage +5
Super Magic Power Sword X	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4 Combat Initiative +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
Thor's Pliers	10-20	None	1-handed pliers	+4 Stat(s) Per Fight Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure +20% Pickpocket Chance Regular Attacks Can't Miss Allows You to Ply Reality Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only)
time sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
tin foil	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10% +1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Tropical Crimbo Sword	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Weapon Damage +5
Trusty	10-20	None	2-handed axe	Quest item in AoB run
vampire duck-on-a-string	10-20	35 Muscle	1-handed flail	Weapon Damage +5 +5% Items from Monsters
Work is a Four Letter Sword	10-20	None	1-handed sword	Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure +5% Chance of Critical Hit +5 Smithsness Weapon Damage +X (+Damage based on Smithsness)
ancient stone fist	9-17	27 Muscle	1-handed club	Damage Reduction: 2 Maximum HP +20
Chelonian Morningstar	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed flail	Muscle +11 Never Fumble TT's Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs Bonus for TTs only
debonair deboner	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +10 +25% Damage vs. Skeletons
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
elegant nightstick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Maximum HP +30 Maximum MP +15
foot-long hot daub	9-17	27 Muscle	2-handed club	Part of the Hot Daub Ensemble +9 Hot Damage +9 Damage to Hot Spells
Hammer of Smiting	9-18	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +16 +7% Chance of Critical Hit SC's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
icy-hot katana	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed sword	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
kneecapping stick	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	+8% Chance of Critical Hit
ninja mop	9-18	30 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +5
stainless steel shillelagh	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20 +10% Chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15% SC's HC reward
vorpal blade	9-18	30 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Yendorian Finery +8% Chance of Critical Hit
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed axe	Part of the Mining Gear Successful hit weakens opponent
broken beer bottle	8-15	10 Muscle	1-handed knife
clockwork sword	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed sword	Weapon Damage +10 +15% Chance of Critical Hit Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Bonus for Seal Clubbers only Weapon Damage +9 Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
crowbarrr	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Combat Initiative +15%
elephant stinger	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed spear	Muscle +3 50% chance of poisoning opponent
flypaper staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Spooky Damage
frozen nunchaku	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3 +3 Cold Damage
giant spider leg	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed club	+10 Sleaze +10% Chance of Critical Hit
goblin hunting spear	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed spear	Weapon Damage +5 +15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
grass blade	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the Grass Guise Weapon Damage +5
logging hatchet	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed axe	Weapon Damage +5
pixel morning star	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +5
rib of the Bonerdagon	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Spell Damage +15
rusty grave robbing shovel	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	+5 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
savory staff	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +4
savory sword	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +4
severed flipper	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +5 Weapon Damage +5 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
spooky bicycle chain	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed flail	+5 Spooky Damage +5% Chance of Critical Hit
squeaky staff	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +6
sword of static	8-15	22 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP per Adventure
swordzall	8-16	25 Muscle	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +8 Maximum MP +10
wholeberd	8-16	25 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +6
wiffle-flail	8-15	22 Muscle	2-handed flail	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2 Combat Initiative +20%
25-meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff
flaming cardboard sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3 +3 Hot Damage
flamingo mallet	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed club	+4 to Monster Level +5% Meat from Monsters
Frost™ brand sword	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3 +3 Cold Damage
gnawed-up dog bone	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	+5 to Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
homoerotic frat-paddle	7-14	20 Muscle	1-handed club	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble +4 Sleaze Damage
Kentucky-fried meat staff	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	7-14	20 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +5
slide rule	7-13	17 Muscle	1-handed sword	Mysticality +5% Combat Initiative +10%
Totally Gay Claymore	7-14	19 Muscle	2-handed sword	A custom item given to PhilANThropiSt
BRICKO sword	6-12	None	2-handed club	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Weapon Damage +6
bubblewrap staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Muscle +2
bubblewrap sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Moxie +2
cardboard staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Weapon Damage +3
cardboard sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3
dense meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
dense meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +3
diamond-studded cane	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	Moxie +5 Bonus for DBs only
eXtreme meat staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +7
eXtreme meat sword	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +7
flaming crutch	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
glistening staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +3 Sleaze Damage
Gnollish autoplunger	6-12	15 Muscle	3-handed spear	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed polearm	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Weapon Damage +3
muculent machete	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2 +5% Meat from Monsters
pair of bolt cutters	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed club	Delevels on hit
poutine pole	6-11	12 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
sabre teeth	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +4
styrofoam staff	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3 Monster Level +3
styrofoam sword	6-12	15 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 Monster Level +3
wooden axe	6-12	15 Muscle	2-handed axe	Muscle +3
astral bludgeon	5-10	None	2-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +15% Chance of Critical Hit
astral mace	5-10	None	1-handed club	Muscle +25% Weapon Damage +20 +5 Extra PvP Fights
Ax of L'rose	5-10	None	2-handed axe
balloon sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Never Fumble Weapon Damage -2
Bjorn's Hammer	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +10 SC's Epic Weapon Bonus for SCs only
blammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	+7% chance of Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Cold Damage
boot knife	5-10	None	1-handed knife	None
butterfly knife	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	Moxie +6
clock-cleaning hammer	5-10	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20
deathchucks	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +75% +15 to Monster Level
dripping meat staff	5-10	10 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2
dripping meat sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb	5-10	None	1-handed club	Maximum MP +30
Hammerus	5-10	None	1-handed club	+15 Spooky Damage
high-temperature mining drill	5-10	None	2-handed drill	Allows Mining in the Velvet / Gold Mine
inflatable baseball bat	5-10	None	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +30
iron dagger	5-10	None	1-handed knife	Muscle +3 +10 Spell Damage +5% Item drops from Monsters
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane	5-10	None	1-handed club	+5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed mace	Muscle +7 TT's Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes) Bonus for TTs only
pestoblade	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3 +3 Stench Damage
pixel chain whip	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed whip	All Attributes +4
pixel sword	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed sword	Part of the 8-Bit Finery Combat Initiative +15%
poison pen	5-10	None	1-handed knife	75% chance of poisoning opponent
pottery club	5-10	None	1-handed club	+5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi	5-10	None	1-handed weapon	Weapon Damage +10
toy Crimbot power glove	5-10	None	1-handed knuckles	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit Weapon Damage +15 +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign	5-10	10 Muscle	1-handed club	Successful hit weakens opponent No longer drops
worm-riding hooks	5-10	None	2-handed club
corrupt club of corruption	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +5 Player loses 3 HP at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +3 +1 Stench Damage
dreadlock whip	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed whip	+5 Sleaze Damage +5 Stench Damage Monster Level +10
Gnollish flyswatter	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed club
Gnollish plunger	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed spear
pool cue	4-8	None	2-handed staff	Moxie +3
rubber axe	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed axe	+2 Sleaze Damage
sealhide whip	4-7	2 Muscle	1-handed whip	+25 Cold Damage
spooky staff	4-7	2 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +2 +2 Spooky Damage
starchy staff	4-8	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +3
starchy sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +3
suede shortsword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword
weighted paperclip chain	4-8	None	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +12
western-style skinning knife	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +5 +10% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
white sword	4-8	5 Muscle	1-handed sword	Muscle +2
amok putter	3-6	None	2-handed club	+9 Hot Damage +9 Cold Damage Combat Initiative +18%
Bananubis's Staff	3-6	None	1-handed	Quest item -6 Luck Raise Skeleton Buddies
Barney's rake	3-5	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Muscle +3
bat whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Spell Damage +10 Monster Level +5
beer-soaked mop	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard katana	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage +3 Weapon Damage +20 more if dual-wielded with a cardboard wakizashi
cardboard wakizashi	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Damage Reduction: 4 gives the cardboard katana 20 more Weapon Damage when dual-wielded
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
electric crutch	3-6	None	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	+1 Monster Level
grave robbing shovel	3-6	None	2-handed polearm	+3 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative -10%
halfberd	3-6	None	1-handed polearm	Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard	3-6	None	1-handed knife	Weapon Damage +5
little paper umbrella	3-6	None	1-handed umbrella	Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger	3-6	10 Muscle	1-handed knife	+3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
palm-frond whip	3-5	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia Weapon Damage +30 Can break in combat
parasitic claw	3-6	None	1-handed club	Part of the Mutant Couture Weapon Damage +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with Yuletide Mutations
rattail whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Moxie +5 Monster Level +5
skeleton bone	3-6	None	1-handed club	+1 Spooky Damage
spooky stick	3-6	None	2-handed staff	+2 Spooky Damage
sturdy machete	3-6	None	1-handed sword	Quest item Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Combat Initiative +15% Monster Level +5
third-hand nunchaku	3-6	7 Muscle	2-handed flail	Weapon Damage +3
trusty torch	3-6	None	1-handed club	+3 Hot Damage
trusty whip	3-6	None	1-handed whip	Quest item, Spelunky only
Wand of Nagamar	3-6	None	1-handed wand
wooden stakes	3-5	None	2-handed spear	Weapon Damage +1
asparagus knife	2-3	None	1-handed knife	+1 Stench Damage
basic meat staff	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +1
basic meat sword	2-4	5 Muscle	2-handed sword	Muscle +1
boning knife	2-4	None	1-handed knife	+10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption	2-4	None	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +3 Player loses 1 HP at end of combat Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
dishrag	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+10 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage
gnauga hide whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Gnauga Hides +3% Items from Monsters
hippo whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar	2-3	None	1-handed sword	Muscle +1
penguin whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	+3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe	2-4	None	1-handed club	Muscle +2 Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Weapon Damage +13 50% chance of poisoning opponent
soup-chucks	2-3	None	2-handed flail	+2 Hot Damage
space beast fur whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Space Beast Furs Damage Reduction: 5
sweet ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword
tiny ninja sword	2-4	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip	2-3	None	1-handed whip	Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
yak whip	2-4	None	1-handed whip	Successful hit weakens opponent
archaeologing shovel	1-2	None	2-handed polearm	Allowed digging at Bigg's Dig
bar whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+2 to Familiar Weight
big stick	1-2	None	2-handed staff
bucket of anniversary lard	1-2	None	1-handed flail	All Attributes +1
candy knuckles	1-2	None	1-handed knuckles	Weapon Damage +25 Breaks after 31 combats
can-you-dig-it?	1-2	None	1-handed spade	+???
chisel	1-2	None	1-handed knife
clown hammer	1-2	None	1-handed club	Squeaky!
clown whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip
costume sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Weapon Damage -10 Combat Initiative +30%
demon whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage
hilarious comedy prop	1-2	None	1-handed club	Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1-2	None	2-handed club	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
lavalarva	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+30 Hot Damage Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) +10 to Monster Level
licorice whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Candiful Crits
live wire	1-2	None	1-handed whip	Weapon Damage +3 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Mayor Ghost's gavel	1-2	None	1-handed club	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +30 +50 Damage vs. Ghosts Grants skill Hammer Ghost
pixel whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	All Attributes +3
rope	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 to Familiar Weight
seal-clubbing club	1-2	None	1-handed club
Spelunker's whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	Part of Spelunker's Gear Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight
sticky hand whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+5% Item Drops from Monsters +10% Pickpocket Chance +15% Meat from Monsters
stuffed club	1	None	1-handed club	Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword
tiny plastic sword	1-2	None	1-handed sword	Moxie +1
toy taijijian	1-2	None	1-handed sword	None
trash net	1-2	None	2-handed polearm	Quest item
turtle totem	1-2	None	1-handed totem	Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip	1-2	None	1-handed whip	+1 Stat Gains from Fights
Tales of the Word Realms	0-0	None	2-handed book	Lends Power to Your Words
gnollish nunchaku	N/A	None	2-handed flail	No longer available in game
turtleslinger	N/A	None	1-handed slingshot	No longer available in game

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