|Monster Parts||arm, head, tail, torso|
You encounter a Mer-kin cook furtively skulking around the reef. And since the only good Mer-kin is that there's no such thing as a good Mer-kin, conflict is inevitable.
It swats your <giblets> with its scaly tail. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
It rolls your <eye> flat with its rolling pin. Ow! Ugh! Ugh!
It bonks you on the <neck> with its rolling pin. Argh! Ugh! Eek!
It rolls your <forehead> flat with its rolling pin. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ouch!
It swings its rolling pin at your <elbow>, but you've read enough misogynist 1960s comic strips to know how to dodge that kind of attack.
|You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*|
|You acquire an item: glob of salty molasses (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin cookiestove (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin rollpin (% chance)*|
Occurs at Gingerbread Reef.