Mer-kin baker

Mer-kin baker
Monster ID	2144
Locations	Gingerbread Reef
Hit Points	400
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	200
Meat	160-240
Phylum	mer-kin
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, tail, torso
Drops glob of salty molasses, Mer-kin cookiestove, Mer-kin rollpin
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Mer-kin baker

You encounter a Mer-kin cook furtively skulking around the reef. And since the only good Mer-kin is that there's no such thing as a good Mer-kin, conflict is inevitable.

Hit Message(s):

It swats your <giblets> with its scaly tail. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

It rolls your <eye> flat with its rolling pin. Ow! Ugh! Ugh!

It bonks you on the <neck> with its rolling pin. Argh! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It rolls your <forehead> flat with its rolling pin. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It swings its rolling pin at your <elbow>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <thigh> is already pretty flat.

It swings its rolling pin at your <elbow>, but you've read enough misogynist 1960s comic strips to know how to dodge that kind of attack.

Fumble Message:

It swings its rolling pin at your <leg>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <skull> is already pretty flat. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*

You acquire an item: glob of salty molasses (% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mer-kin cookiestove (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mer-kin rollpin (% chance)*

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Occurs at Gingerbread Reef.

Notes

• The Mer-kin rollpin is a conditional drop, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.