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The mini-crimbot does not do anything in combat until you open the config page at least once.

Yuletide beeps and boops
this cheerful automaton
will seasons greet you

Can be configured to do all sorts of things


Throne/Bjorn: +15 Cold Damage, deals Cold Damage to opponents

Hatchling: Crate.gif Mini-Crimbot crate

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Heavyaerial.gif heavy-duty Crimbot aerial

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 18-20HP +2 Moxie statgain
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*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
  • With Chewing Unit:
  • There is a -BOOP- followed by a -GLOOOOOP- as <name> extrudes some Meat.
  • <name>'s crank spins on its own, and a bunch of Meat squirts out of his mouth-hole.
Meat.gifYou gain some Meat.
  • With Pacification Delivery System:
  • <name> bleeps excitedly as he zaps your foe with electricity, then gives you a shocking high-five.
  • <name> plugs his electric arm into your foe and, shockingly, electrocutes <her>. The air around you crackles.
MPYou gain some Mana Points.
  • With STAL-1 UltraFist:
  • <name> emits a satisfied -BLEEP- as he socks your foe in the head for X damage.
  • <name> delivers a fierce left hook, dealing X damage. He only has one arm, though, so he doesn't follow it up.
  • With Frostronic Hypercoil:
  • <name> presses his frigid arm-coil against it, dealing Y damage.
  • With a -BOOP- <name> blasts your foe with a shower of snow from his arm-coil, dealing Y damage.
  • With Music Box Box:
  • <name>'s mouth-cylinder spins, producing Y damage worth of eerily slowed-down Crimbo music.
  • <name> produces a minor-key version of a familiar Crimbo carol, dealing Y damage to your unnerved foe.
  • With X-1 Hover Rocket:
  • <name> points his rocket at your enemy, blasting it with Y damage worth of heat.
  • <name> hovers above your opponent, burning it with his fiery exhaust for Y damage.
  • With Tank Treads:
  • <name> drives over your foe with his heavy little tank treads, making choo choo noises.
  • <name> runs over your opponent's feet with his little tank treads.
Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by Z
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by Z
  • After Combat:
  • With Field Medic Syringe:
  • <name> emits a soothing -BOOP- as he injects you with some kind of healing chemical concoction.
  • <name> excitedly withdraws some of your blood, mixes in some additional artificial red cells, and injects it back into you.
HPYou gain 12-15 hit points.
  • With Smile-O-Matic:
  • <name>'s ever-smiling mouth flashes brightly at you. (+3 Stats)
  • A pattern of lights plays across <name>'s smiling mouth-analogue. (+3 Stats)
  • With Dancing Legs:
  • <name> beeps and boops as he kicks his heels together.
  • <name> dances a stilted but adorable jig on his little metal legs.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> rings a little servo-actuated sleigh-bell from his seat atop your head. A flurry of snowflakes falls, dealing X damage to your confused opponent.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> rings a little servo-actuated sleigh-bell from his seat behind you. A flurry of snowflakes falls, dealing X damage to your confused opponent.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> winks at you from beneath the Tam. It's not quite a Santa hat, but it'll do.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> does The Robot in a circle around the maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> covers one of its blinking lights with the wax lips and gives you a glowing smile.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
<name>'s constant beeping and booping kind of gives away his location.


  • Until you open the config page at least once, the mini-crimbot does not do anything in combat.
  • Reconfigure your Mini-Crimbot (can be done multiple times per day):
    • Modify your chassis:
      • Low-Light Operations Frame -- Distract your foes and prevent them from attacking.
      • Smile-O-Matic -- +3 stat gains after combat.
      • Music Box Box -- Deals weight/3 to weight/2 Spooky Damage.
      • Chewing Unit -- Dispense weight to weight*2 Meat during combat.
    • Modify your arm:
      • T8-ZR Pacification Delivery System -- Staggers on the first round of combat, restores weight to weight+3 MP.
      • Field Medic Syringe -- Restores 12-15 health at the end of combat.
      • Frostronic Hypercoil -- Deals weight/3 to weight/2 Cold Damage.
      • STAL-1 UltraFist -- Deals weight/2 to weight Physical Damage.
    • Modify your propulsion system:
      • V-TOP Frictionless Monocycle Wheel -- Increases your combat initiative by approximately 30%.
      • X-1 Hover Rocket -- Deals weight/3 to weight/2 Hot Damage.
      • Lambada-Class Dancing Legs -- Increase the rate at which you find items by approximately 20%.
      • T-NMN Tank Treads -- Delevels enemies by floor(weight/3).
  • Non-damaging mid-combat actions (meat gain, stagger/MP and delevel) occur only on the first round of combat. If the familiar is configured to perform multiple such actions, only one will activate per combat.
  • All damage-causing attacks occur every round, except during the first round if a different mid-combat action occurs.