Monster Compendium (1 to E)

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This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.

Monster Compendium
1 - E | F - M | N - S | T - Z
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1335 HaXx0r

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

 Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola
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7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
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7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine (semi-rarely)

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
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A.M.C. gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
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acid blob

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom

 Item Drops: magic whistle
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acoustic electric eel

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, eel battery, eel sauce, eel skin
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albino bat

 Habitat: Entryway
 Item Drops: batgut, bat guano

 Bounty: pink bat eye
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Alphabet Giant

 Habitat: Basement

 Item Drops: heavy D, original G
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amateur ninja

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: bargain flash powder, cheap plastic blowgun, third-hand nunchaku
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ambulatory pirate

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards

 Item Drops: black spot, can of Binarrrca
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ancient insane monk

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon
 Item Drops: Bash-Ōs cereal, bottle of sake
 Quest Items: haiku challenge map

 Pickpocket: little round pebble
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Ancient Mariner

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: Mariner's Friend cough drops
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ancient protector spirit

 Habitat: Ruins: A Protector Spirit
 Item Drops: obsidian dagger

 Quest Items: none
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Angels of Avalon

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake
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anglerbush

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory
 Item Drops: meat stack

 Bounty: handful of meatberries
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angry bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens

 Item Drops: None
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angry piñata

 Habitat: South of The Border

 Item Drops: pile of candy
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angry poet

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: honey-dew, white Xanadian
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angry raccoon puppet

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel

 Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing
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animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom
 Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet

 Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop)
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animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom

 Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit
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Anime Smiley

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
 Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy

 Pickpocket: caret
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annoying spooky gravy fairy

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens

 Item Drops: annoying pitchfork
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apathetic lizardman

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: flavorless gruel
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Arc-Welding Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
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Astronomer

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky
 Item Drops: star chart

 Bounty: sticky stardust
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axe handle

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: pine tar
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Axe Wound

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
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Bad ASCII Art

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (semi-rarely)

 Item Drops: ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll
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Bailey's Beetle

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead
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Baiowulf

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Baio
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banshee librarian

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, killing jar
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bar

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest

 Item Drops: bar skin
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Baron von Ratsworth

 Habitat: Tavern Cellar: If it's Tiny, is it Still a Mansion?

 Item Drops: Baron von Ratsworth's monocle or Baron von Ratsworth's money clip or Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
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baseball bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit
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Bashful, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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BASIC Elemental

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 1

 Item Drops: GOTO
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batrat

 Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow

 Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit
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batwinged gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it; The Junkyard (Post-War)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
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bazookafish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: bazookafish bubble gum, bazookafish bubble gum, dull fish scale, fish bazooka
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beanbat

 Habitat: Beanbat Chamber
 Item Drops: enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit

 Bounty: bean-shaped rock
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Beast with X Ears

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
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Beast with X Eyes

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
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Beaver

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
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beefy bodyguard bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair

 Item Drops: None
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Beer Batter

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
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bellhop

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bellhop bell
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best-selling novelist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Best Carpet Ever

 Habitat: Mediocre Trip

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
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big creepy spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley
 Item Drops: spider web, spider web

 Bounty: drop of filthy ichor
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Big Meat Golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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The Big Wisniewski

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Wartime)

 Item Drops: solid gold bowling ball
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bizarre construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
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black adder

 Habitat: The Black Forest
 Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin

 Quest Items: sunken eyes, bird brain
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black cat

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bottle of black cat tonic
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Black Knight

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword
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black panther

 Habitat: The Black Forest
 Item Drops: Black No. 2
 Bounty: black eye

 Quest Items: broken wings, busted wings
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black pudding

 Habitat: 35% chance to encounter when eating black pudding

 Item Drops: black pudding, black pudding
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black widow

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket
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blackberry bush

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: blackberry, blackberry, blackberry
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blade a-spinning

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: sawblade fragment, sawblade fragment
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Blooper

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel
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blur

 Habitat: An Oasis
 Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond

 Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual
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boaraffe

 Habitat: The Hidden Park

 Item Drops: long pork
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Bob Racecar

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome
 Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team)

 Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog
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Bonerdagon

 Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt: The Haert of Darkness
 Item Drops: rib of the Bonerdagon or vertebra of the Bonerdagon

 Quest Items: skull of the Bonerdagon, chest of the Bonerdagon
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bookbat

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper
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booty crab

 Habitat: after using Cap'm Caronch's Map
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
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Booze Giant

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 3

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine
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borg a-beeping

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: vibrating cyborg knife
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Boss Bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair

 Item Drops: dense meat stack, batskin belt, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling
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X Bottles of Beer on a Golem

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
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bow-making mummy

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
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Bowling Cricket

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Box

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, line
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Brainsweeper

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: disembodied brain
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Bread Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: wad of dough
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briefcase bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction
 Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit

 Bounty: important bat file
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Bronze Chef

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Brutus, the toga-clad lout

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, wreath of laurels, white class ring
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bugbear-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard
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bugged bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens
 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

 Pickpocket: software glitch
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Bullet Bill

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel
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Burly Sidekick

 Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

 Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house
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Burrowing Bishop

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
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Bush

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: star, star, star
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business hippy

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant

 Quest Items: massive bag of catnip
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Bustle in the Hedgerow

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake
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Buzzy Beetle

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel
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C. H. U. M.

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
 Item Drops: bottle of sewage schnapps, C.H.U.M. lantern, C.H.U.M. knife, sewer nuggets

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
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C. H. U. M. chieftain

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely)
 Item Drops: sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
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C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead
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cactuary

 Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

 Item Drops: bit-o-cactus, cactus fruit, giant cactus quill, handful of sand
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Camel's Toe

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star, star
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can-can dancer

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: can-can-in-a-can
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Candied Yam Golem

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris

 Item Drops: yam candy (below level 5), candied yams (level 5 and above)
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cargo crab

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: imitation crab crate
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carnivorous dill plant

 Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory

 Item Drops: dill, dill
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Carnivorous Moxie Weed

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 2

 Item Drops: giant moxie weed, giant moxie weed, moxie weed
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caveman frat boy

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
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caveman frat pledge

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
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caveman hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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caveman sorority girl

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: cup of primitive beer
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cavewomyn hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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chalkdust wraith

 Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room

 Item Drops: handful of hand chalk
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chatty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: None
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Chester

 Habitat: The Purple Light District: Van, Damn

 Item Drops: Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship
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Chowder Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: None
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claw-foot bathtub

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom
 Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble, fancy bath salts

 Bounty: rusty tap handle
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cleanly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste

 Quest Items: rigging shampoo
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clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
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clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
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Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade
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Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade
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Cloaca-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
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cloud of disembodied whiskers

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: shaving cream
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The Clownlord Beelzebozo

 Habitat: The "Fun" House: Lurking at the Threshold
 Item Drops: None
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Quest Items: turtle chain (Turtle Tamer only), distilled seal blood (Seal Clubber only), Peppercorns of Power (Sauceror only), high-octane olive oil (Pastamancer only), golden reeds (Accordion Thief only), vial of mojo (Disco Bandit only)
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clubfish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, fish stick
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Cold hobo

 Habitat: Exposure Esplanade

 Item Drops: Blizzards I Have Died In, freezin' bindle, frigid air mattress, hobo nickel, Maxing, Relaxing
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collapsed mineshaft golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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completely different spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley

 Item Drops: spider web, spider web
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concert pianist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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confused goth music student

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory

 Item Drops: pocket theremin
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conjoined zmombie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth
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Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
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corpulent zobmie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth, paranormal ricotta
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Count Bakula

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely), The VERY Unquiet Garves (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula
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courtesan

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: bottle of realpagne
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crazy bastard

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
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creamy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay

 Quest Items: ball polish
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creepy clown

 Habitat: The "Fun" House
 Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie
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creepy little girl

 Habitat: The Secret Government Laboratory

 Item Drops: delicious candy, cuddly teddy bear, jangly bracelet
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The Crimbomination

 Habitat: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

 Item Drops: None
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crusty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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crusty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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crusty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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crusty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm
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cubist bull

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery
 Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword

 Bounty: non-Euclidean hoof
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curmudgeonly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust

 Quest Items: mizzenmast mop
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dairy goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese

 Bounty: billy idol
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dairy ooze

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: mana curds
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Danglin' Chad

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring
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darkness

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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darkness

 Habitat: Indeterminate

 Item Drops: Indeterminate
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death ray in a pear tree

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: laser-broiled pear
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Decal-Applying Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
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decent lumberjack

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp
 Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine

 Pickpocket: manly bloomers
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decent white shark

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, shark cartilage, shark jumper, shark tooth, shark tooth
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demonic icebox

 Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen
 Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin

 Pickpocket: hand grenegg
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Demoninja

 Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums

 Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants
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digital underground dweller

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
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X-Dimensional Horror

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
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dirty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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dirty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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dirty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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dirty thieving brigand

 Habitat: The Themthar Hills

 Item Drops: None
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disease-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, disease
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diving belle

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: comb jelly, diving muff, salinated mint julep, water-polo mitt
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Doc, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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dodecapede

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: clutch of dodecapede eggs
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Dopey, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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doughbat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough
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Dr. Awkward

 Habitat: Dr. Awkward's Office
 Item Drops: Drowsy Sword
 Quest Items: Staff of Fats

 Pickpocket: fumble formula
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Drab Bard

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome
 Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive

 Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I"
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drowned sailor

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: moist sailor's cap, rusty compass, rusty speargun
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drunk duck

 Habitat: The Shady Thicket

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, boxed wine, duct tape
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drunk goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard

 Bounty: billy idol
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drunken half-orc hobo

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley
 Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed
 Bounty: hobo gristle

 Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token
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drunken rat

 Habitat: Tavern Cellar
 Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill

 Quest Items: rat whisker
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drunken zombie half-orc hobo

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland
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dwarvish gnome

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
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Dyspepsi-Cola General

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade
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Dyspepsi-Cola Knight

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade
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Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)
 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
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Ed the Undying

 Habitat: The Lower Chambers
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Holy MacGuffin
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El Diablo

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Elders of the Gentle Race

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
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Electron Submarine

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Elite Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
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emaciated Knott Yeti

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: broken cellular phone, yeti fur
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empty suit of armor

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery

 Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear
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endangered inflatable white tiger

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Enraged Cow

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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erudite gremlin

 Habitat: Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
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Evil Olive

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive
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eXtreme cross-country hippy

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
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eXtreme Orcish snowboarder

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants
 Bounty: spent handwarmer

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
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eXtreme Sports Orcs

 Habitat: Orcish Frat House
 Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee

 Quest Items: hang glider
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