Monster Compendium (T to Z)

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This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from T to Z.

Monster Compendium
1 - E | F - M | N - S | T - Z
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Taco Cat

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome
 Item Drops: cat appendix, catgut, taco shell

 Bounty: bit of wilted lettuce
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talking head

 Habitat: A Large Chamber
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: a creased paper strip, a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip, evil paper umbrella
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Tan Gnat

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome

 Item Drops: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif"), gnatwing, suntan lotion of moxiousness
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tapdancing skeleton

 Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom

 Item Drops: tap shoes, worn tophat
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Tektite

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: black pixel, blue pixel, white pixel
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The Temporal Bandit

 Habitat: A Battlefield (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Counterclockwise Watch
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tetchy pirate

 Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr

 Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin
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tin can conspirator

 Habitat: The Gourd!

 Item Drops: razor-sharp can lid, razor-sharp can lid, sharp tin strip
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tipsy pirate

 Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr

 Item Drops: bottle of rum, bottle of rum, tip jar, cocktail napkin, rum barrel charrrm
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toilet papergeist

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom

 Item Drops: cardboard wakizashi, roll of toilet paper
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tomb asp

 Habitat: The Middle Chamber

 Item Drops: charming flute, unidentified jerky
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tomb bat

 Habitat: The Upper Chamber

 Item Drops: leathery bat skin, mummy wrapping, unidentified jerky
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tomb rat

 Habitat: The Middle Chamber

 Item Drops: leathery rat skin, tomb ratchet, unidentified jerky
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tomb servant

 Habitat: The Middle Chamber, The Upper Chamber

 Item Drops: ancient protein powder, canopic jar, mummy wrapping, unidentified jerky, ancient ice cream scoop
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tonic water elemental

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: tonic djinn
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toothless mastiff bitch

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: disintegrating spiky collar
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toothy pirate

 Habitat: Barrrney's Barrr

 Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin
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toothy sklelton

 Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The VERY Unquiet Garves
 Item Drops: bone flute, skeleton bone, loose teeth, loose teeth

 Quest Items: evil eye
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topiary golem

 Habitat: The Hedge Maze/Old
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: hedge maze puzzle
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towering construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
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toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
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triffid

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest
 Item Drops: moxie weed, spooky stick

 Bounty: triffid bark
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Trippy Floating Head

 Habitat: Bad Trip

 Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake
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Trippy Floating Head

 Habitat: Bad Trip

 Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake
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Trippy Floating Head

 Habitat: Bad Trip

 Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake
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Trouser Snake

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, line
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turtle mech

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: polyalloy shield
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turtle trapper

 Habitat: Anywhere, after killing the Mob Penguin hitman as a Turtle Tamer.

 Item Drops: None
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Twig and Berries

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
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Tyrannosaurus Tex

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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undead elbow macaroni

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry

 Item Drops: magicalness-in-a-can, quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments, quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
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unholy diver

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: glowing syringe, rusty broken diving helmet, rusty porthole, rusty rivet, rusty rivet, rusty rivet, rusty rivet
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upgraded ram

 Habitat: The Icy Peak

 Item Drops: Mt. McLargeHuge oyster, ram horns, ram stick, Ram's Face Lager
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Urge to Stare at Your Hands

 Habitat: Mediocre Trip

 Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake
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usher

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: patent antipsychotics
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vampire bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction
 Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

 Quest Items: vampire heart
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vampire clam

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon
 Item Drops: vampire chowder

 Pickpocket: vampire pearl
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vampire duck

 Habitat: The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, frightful feather, vampire glitter
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vegetable gremlin

 Habitat: Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car; The Junkyard (Post-War)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
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velvet underground dweller

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill
 Item Drops: None

 Bounty: pop art banana peel
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vendor slime

 Habitat: The Convention Hall Lobby

 Item Drops: vial of red slime
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vengeful turtle spectre

 Habitat: A Large Chamber
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: a crumpled paper strip, a crinkled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip
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Vicious Easel

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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vicious gnauga

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: gnauga hide
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vine gar

 Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory

 Item Drops: vinegar, vinegar
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Visible Music

 Habitat: Mediocre Trip

 Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake
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voyeuristic artist

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: Bohemian rhapsody
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W imp

 Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums

 Item Drops: Imp Ale, infernal fife, ruby W, wussiness potion
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wacky pirate

 Habitat: The Poop Deck

 Item Drops: cannonball charrrm, yohohoyo
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warehouse worker

 Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Turtle Tamer)

 Item Drops: crowbar
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War Frat 110th Infantryman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield
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War Frat 151st Captain

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, flask flops, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring
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War Frat 151st Infantryman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle, flask flops
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War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle
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War Frat Elite 110th Captain

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield, PADL Phone, red class ring
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War Frat Elite 500th Captain

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle,

red class ring
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War Frat Elite Wartender

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb, tequila grenade, blue class ring
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War Frat Grill Sergeant

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs
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War Frat Kegrider

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, furniture dolly, PADL Phone, flask flops
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War Frat Mobile Grill Unit

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, Frat Army FGF, PADL Phone, sausage bomb, shiny hood ornament, white class ring
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War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: asbestos apron, Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs
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War Frat Streaker

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: distressed denim pants, beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, tube sock, white class ring
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War Frat Wartender

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, tequila grenade, red class ring
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War Hippy (space) cadet

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
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War Hippy Airborne Commander

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, purple clay bead
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War Hippy Baker

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield
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War Hippy Dread Squad

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, didgeridooka, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, tube of dread wax
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War Hippy drill sergeant

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
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War Hippy Elder Shaman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, flowing hippy skirt, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals
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War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
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War Hippy Elite Rigger

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead
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War Hippy Fire Spinner

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
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War Hippy F.R.O.G.

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead
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War Hippy Green Gourmet

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead
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War Hippy Homeopath

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda
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War Hippy Infantryman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield
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War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda
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War Hippy Rigger

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield
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War Hippy Shaman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals
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War Hippy Sky Captain

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, pink clay bead
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War Hippy Spy

 Habitat: Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
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War Hippy Windtalker

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead
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War Pledge

 Habitat: Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin
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warty pirate

 Habitat: The Poop Deck
 Item Drops: copper ha'penny charrrm, fish-liver oil, vinegar-soaked lemon slice

 Bounty: warrrrrt
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warwelf

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest

 Item Drops: None
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wealthy pirate

 Habitat: The Poop Deck
 Item Drops: booty chest charrrm, solid gold pegleg

 Pickpocket: fat wallet
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Weapons-Assembly Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
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weather underground dweller

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
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Weremoose

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 2

 Item Drops: weremoose spit
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Weretaco

 Habitat: Tower Ruins
 Item Drops: taco shell, uncooked chorizo

 Bounty: wilted lettuce
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whiny pirate

 Habitat: The Poop Deck

 Item Drops: bilge wine
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white chocolate golem

 Habitat: Whitey's Grove
 Item Drops: white chocolate chips, White Chocolate Golem Seeds

 Pickpocket: mother's secret recipe
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white lion

 Habitat: Whitey's Grove

 Item Drops: catgut, lion oil
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white zombie

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: cranberries, piece of wedding cake, zombie pineal gland
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whitesnake

 Habitat: Whitey's Grove

 Item Drops: bird rib, white snake skin
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witty pirate

 Habitat: The Poop Deck

 Item Drops: silver tongue charrrm, witty rapier
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wolfman

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest

 Item Drops: None
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writing desk

 Habitat: The Haunted Library
 Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen, inkwell, snifter of thoroughly aged brandy

 Quest Items: Lady Spookyraven's necklace
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XXX pr0n

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

 Item Drops: f3d0r4, lowercase N, pr0n legs
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Yakisoba the Executioner

 Habitat: Anywhere, after defeating an evil spaghetti cult assassin.
 Item Drops: Yakisoba's hat, macaroni duck

 Quest Items: secret tropical island volcano lair map
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Yeast Beast

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: wad of dough, wad of dough
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Zeppo, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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Zim Merman

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: Lockenstock™ sandals, Zim Merman's guitar, green clay bead
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zmobie

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth
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zobmie

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth
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Zol

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: green pixel, green pixel, green pixel
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zombie apathetic lizardman

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: zombie pineal gland
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Zombie Baby

 Habitat: Bad Trip

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
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zombie chef

 Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen

 Item Drops: bottle of cooking sherry, chef's hat, fricasseed brains, stale baguette
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Zombie Clown

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, long skinny balloon, zombie pineal gland
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zombie duck

 Habitat: The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, frightful feather
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Zombie eXtreme Snowboarding Orc

 Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: Mountain Stream soda, eXtreme mittens, snowboarder pants, zombie pineal gland
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zombie frat boy

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila, deodorant, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, zombie pineal gland
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zombie Gnollish crossdresser

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: frilly skirt, frilly shirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig, zombie pineal gland
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Zombie Goth Giant

 Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate, zombie pineal gland
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zombie hippy

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant, windchimes, zombie pineal gland
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Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: chef's hat, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs, zombie pineal gland
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Zombie N00b

 Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: 33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, zombie pineal gland
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Zombie Quiet Healer

 Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, zombie pineal gland
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zombie waltzers

 Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom

 Item Drops: dance card, ballroom blintz
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zombie yeast beast

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: wad of dough, wad of dough, zombie pineal gland
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zombie zmobie

 Habitat: The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth, zombie pineal gland
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Zombo

 Habitat: The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground: Welcome To You!

 Item Drops: Massive Cracked Skull, Prelude of Precision, voodoo snuff, Zombo's empty eye, Zombo's skullcap, Zombo's shield, Zombo's shoulder blade, Zombo's grievous greaves, Zombo's skull ring
Monster Compendium
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