Mumblebee

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Mumblebee
Monster ID 1075
Locations Anywhere, while on a Bees Hate You path
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie
Defense Player's Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum bug
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts abdomen, head, thorax, wing
Drops
handful of honey
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
mumblebee You're fighting a mumblebee

Entomologists are divided on whether the mumblebee is, properly speaking, a type of bee, as it has many similarities to Ornithoptera rassifrassidae, the common mutterfly. One notable difference, of course, is that you've never had a mutterfly try to kill you.

Hit Message(s):

It mumbles something that, it turns out in retrospect, was "hey, I'm going to sting you in the <arse>." Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

It lodges its stinger in your <forehead>. What's worse, it pulls it back out without being ripped in half. Stupid cheating bee. Ouch! Oof! Ow!

It mumbles you straight to the core, while a hipster filmmaker catches it for posterity. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

The mumblebee says something indistinct; when you lean closer to listen, it stings you in the <face>. Argh! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It mumbles something at you. You ask it to repeat itself, but still can't understand what it wants. Finally, you shout, "Fer cryin' out loud, speak up, already!" Which makes it mad enough to really sting the bejeezus out of you. Eek! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It gazes at its feet and mumbles. Somewhere, hipster douchebees are swooning.

It shrugs, mumbles, and shuffles its feet. Well, that's a little anti-climactic.

It mumbles something that sounds like "Big Boy did it. Big Boy did it." weird, but not painful.

It mumbles about how it's totally gonna sting you mzz mzz, but doesn't get around to it.

Fumble Message:

Its mumbles get quieter and quieter, and are replaced with snores. You whistle a jaunty tune and wait for it to wake up. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Honeyglob.gifYou acquire an item: handful of honey (??.??% chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.

References

  • Ornithoptera is a real genus of butterfly.
  • rassifrassidae sounds like the babbling of an enraged Yosemite Sam.
  • The miss message involving "Big Boy did it" is a reference to the film, Dick Tracy, specifically the character Mumbles.