Oily straw house
|Oily straw house|
|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||50*(Houses encountered+1)|
This house was built with straw straight from the pig's mud wallow, where all their natural oils combine with mud and even less savory substances to make a gross, viscous liquid. This straw is so oily and gunky that it sticks together without any nails or screws, which is a bonus for the pigs inside, but it's pretty disgusting from the outside.
A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you?
An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. Ow! (sleaze damage)
A pig eating a sandwich that is half roast beef and half mayo runs up and smears disgusting mayonnaise on you. Ow! (sleaze damage)
A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. Ugh! (sleaze damage)
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.