One Nightstand (Wooden)

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One Nightstand
One Nightstand

In the Haunted Bedroom, you find a simple wooden nightstand, the top of which is covered with what seem to be piles of cheap costume jewelry.

What would you like to do?

Check the top drawer

As you open the top drawer, you hear a clinking sound from deeper inside the nightstand.

In the top drawer of the nightstand, you find a paperback of the... shall we say... racy variety. Looks like Lady Spookyraven was a little more adventurous than the historians gave her credit for!

You flip through the book, and even a cursory glance teaches you a few things you didn't know about the art of love. Moxious!

You gain 43-250 Roguishness.

Check the bottom drawer
  • Before checking top drawer:
This drawer seems to be empty. What a disappointment.
  • After checking top drawer:
In the drawer, you find a key and a tiny piece of yellowed adhesive tape. This must have been taped to the bottom of the top drawer, and fallen off when you disturbed it.
Srkey3.gifYou acquire an item: Spookyraven ballroom key
  • After finding key:
Nothing in this drawer but a piece of yellowed adhesive tape.

Investigate the jewelry
remains of a jilted mistress This monster is Undead -- (edit metadata)

Check under the nightstand
Under the nightstand, you find a book that at first glance appears to be a racy novel, but turns out to just be a cookbook. You idly wonder if Lady Spookyraven was as disappointed when she found out as you are right now.
Book4.gifYou acquire an item: Engorged Sausages and You

Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.


  • The actual stats gained from opening the top drawer will be equal to your unbuffed mainstat, minus 0 to 5.
  • If you choose the bottom drawer and already have the key, it does not consume an adventure.
  • This adventure was originally entitled, "Wooden Nightstand with Costume Jewelry".
  • The first occurrence of this adventure has delay().
  • The Engorged Sausages and You choice does not always appear.


  • The name of this adventure is a play on the term "one night stand".
  • "The Art of Love" is a series of books, written in Latin by the poet Ovid, which give advice on seduction.


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One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom
Mahogany   Ornate   Rustic   Elegant   Simple  
Check the top drawer half of a memo or old coin purse Open the top drawer 400-600 Meat Check the top drawer 50-200 Chutzpah Open the single drawer Lady Spookyraven's finest gown Look in the top drawer old leather wallet
Check the bottom drawer Lose HP Open the bottom drawer 50-200 Mysteriousness Check the bottom drawer grouchy restless spirit or nothing Break a leg (off of the nightstand) elegant nightstick Look in the bottom drawer 50-200 Beefiness
Look under the nightstand Spookyraven Manor Quest Item Look behind the nightstand Lord Spookyraven's spectacles Investigate the jewelry Fight remains of a jilted mistress Use a ghost key 100 of each stat Use a ghost key 200 Beefiness
Use a ghost key Gain meat Look under the nightstand disposable instant camera Use a ghost key 200 Sarcasm
Use a ghost key 200 Enchantedness Check under the nightstand (rare) Engorged Sausages and You