One Nightstand (Wooden)

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Choice adventure number: 85

One Nightstand

In the Haunted Bedroom, you find a simple wooden nightstand, the top of which is covered with what seem to be piles of cheap costume jewelry.

What would you like to do?

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Check the top drawer

As you open the top drawer, you hear a clinking sound from deeper inside the nightstand.

In the top drawer of the nightstand, you find a paperback of the... shall we say... racy variety. Looks like Lady Spookyraven was a little more adventurous than the historians gave her credit for!

You flip through the book, and even a cursory glance teaches you a few things you didn't know about the art of love. Moxious!

You gain 43-250 Roguishness.

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Check the bottom drawer

• Before checking top drawer:

This drawer seems to be empty. What a disappointment.

• After checking top drawer:

In the drawer, you find a key and a tiny piece of yellowed adhesive tape. This must have been taped to the bottom of the top drawer, and fallen off when you disturbed it.

You acquire an item: Spookyraven ballroom key

• After finding key:

Nothing in this drawer but a piece of yellowed adhesive tape.

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Investigate the jewelry

remains of a jilted mistress -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: chintzy seal pendant (Seal Clubber), chintzy turtle brooch (Turtle Tamer), chintzy noodle ring (Pastamancer), chintzy saucepan earring (Sauceror), chintzy disco ball pendant (Disco Bandit), chintzy accordion pin (Accordion Thief), antique hand mirror (all classes), gilt perfume bottlem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 65 • Substat Gain: 16.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 75 Monster Defense: 60 Hit Points: 65 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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Check under the nightstand

Under the nightstand, you find a book that at first glance appears to be a racy novel, but turns out to just be a cookbook. You idly wonder if Lady Spookyraven was as disappointed when she found out as you are right now.

You acquire an item: Engorged Sausages and You

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Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.

Notes

• The actual stats gained from opening the top drawer will be equal to your unbuffed mainstat, minus 0 to 5.
• If you choose the bottom drawer and already have the key, it does not consume an adventure.
• This adventure was originally entitled, "Wooden Nightstand with Costume Jewelry".
• The first occurrence of this adventure has delay().
• The Engorged Sausages and You choice does not always appear.

References

• The name of this adventure is a play on the term "one night stand".
• "The Art of Love" is a series of books, written in Latin by the poet Ovid, which give advice on seduction.

History

• The Engorged Sausages and You choice was added with the July, 2013 Item of the Month on July 3, 2013.
• Was replaced with One Mahogany Nightstand in the Manor Revamp.

	One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom
	Mahogany			Ornate			Rustic			Elegant			Simple
	Check the top drawer	half of a memo or old coin purse		Open the top drawer	400-600 Meat		Check the top drawer	50-200 Chutzpah		Open the single drawer	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown		Look in the top drawer	old leather wallet
	Check the bottom drawer	Lose HP		Open the bottom drawer	50-200 Mysteriousness		Check the bottom drawer	grouchy restless spirit or nothing		Break a leg (off of the nightstand)	elegant nightstick		Look in the bottom drawer	50-200 Beefiness
	Look under the nightstand	Spookyraven Manor Quest Item		Look behind the nightstand	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles		Investigate the jewelry	Fight remains of a jilted mistress		Use a ghost key	100 of each stat		Use a ghost key	200 Beefiness
	Use a ghost key	Gain meat		Look under the nightstand	disposable instant camera		Use a ghost key	200 Sarcasm
				Use a ghost key	200 Enchantedness		Check under the nightstand (rare)	Engorged Sausages and You