Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)

Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
	In either hippy disguise	In either frat disguise, or undisguised
Zone Num	134	135
Unlocks	Upon receiving the Mysterious Island Quest	Upon receiving the Mysterious Island Quest
Min Stat	165	165
Combat %	80	10
ML	165 - 175	165 - 165
Terrain	indoor	indoor
Special adventures
Clover	none	none
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When you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures from the normal Orcish Frat House. The Frat Boys will be gearing up for full-scale war against the Filthy Hippies.

A primary stat of 165 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You hear a confusing mix of noises coming from the Frat House as you approach. After a while you differentiate out the guzzling of beer, the competitive belching and farting of frat boys, the dull thwap of paddles, and the screaming of hazed pledges. You'd have to be certifiably insane, or at least stronger than you are now, to hope to have success in here.

(It is recommended that you have at least 165 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Once the war starts, the Frat House will serve as headquarters, where warriors can buy supplies and from which The Man directs his influence.

In Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues

Combat Adventures

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Frat Warrior drill sergeant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin, flask flops Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 43.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 185 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Pledge -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 165 • Substat Gain: 41.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 175 Monster Defense: 148 Hit Points: 180 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

Non-combat Adventures

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Catching Some Zetas
	Take the bombs and wreak some havoc: Gain 50 Muscleboundness Keep the bombs to use later: 6-7 sake bombers Wake up the pledge and throw down: Fight a War Pledge

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Fratacombs

Wander this way: gain 50 Fortitude Wander that way: brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings, frat brats, knob ka-bobs, can of Swiller, melted Jell-o shot Wander the other way: Nothing Screw this, head to the roof: Start the war Note: In the Filthy Hippy Disguise, the third choice will be Wander the other way. In War Hippy Fatigues, the third choice will be Screw this, head to the roof. Note: You receive two random items when you choose Wander that way.

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One Less Room Than In That Movie
	Supply Room: gain 50 Sarcasm Munitions Dump: 2-5 beer bombs Officer's Lounge: fight a Frat Warrior drill sergeant

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Sneaky, Sneaky (War Hippy Fatigues)
	Visit a dorm room: Catching Some Zetas Go into the fratacombs: Fratacombs Check out the hallway: One Less Room Than In That Movie Note: Occurs as your first non-combat in this zone (or your first adventure, if there are no noncombats) if you have Comprehensive Cartography.

In Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues

Combat Adventures

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War Hippy Spy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 165 • Substat Gain: 41.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 175 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 180 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

Non-combat Adventures

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All Alone in My White Boy Pain
	Substat Gain: 100 Strongness

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Dreadlocks and Beer Bongs
	Substat Gain: 100 Mysteriousness

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Dry Another Day
	Substat Gain: 100 Chutzpah

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A Farewell to Legs
	Item Drops: distressed denim pants Note: Only occurs if a distressed denim pants is not in your inventory.

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Raw Recruiting
	Item Drops: beer helmet Note: Only occurs if a beer helmet is not in your inventory.

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Uncle Steve Wants You!
	Item Drops: bejeweled pledge pin Note: Only occurs if a bejeweled pledge pin is not in your inventory.

Undisguised

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A Good Cause
	Substat Gain: 80 Smarm

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Johnny Got His Paddle
	Substat Gain: 80 Mysteriousness

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Know Thine Enemy
	Substat Gain: 70 Magicalness

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Life During Wartime
	Substat Gain: 80 Strengthliness

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Of Human Bondage
	Meat Drops: Lose 10 Meat Substat Gain: 70 Sarcasm

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V is for Victory
	Substat Gain: 70 Beefiness

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Busting a Cap
	Item Drops: Orcish baseball cap Note: Only occurs if a Orcish baseball cap is not in your inventory.

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Room Raider
	Item Drops: Orcish cargo shorts Note: Only occurs if a Orcish cargo shorts is not in your inventory.

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Rosie the Carpenter
	Item Drops: homoerotic frat-paddle Note: Only occurs if a homoerotic frat-paddle is not in your inventory.

Notes

• Busting a Cap, Room Raider, and Rosie the Carpenter will occur if you are undisguised but have a Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, or homoerotic frat-paddle equipped and you do not have an extra one in your inventory.
• If you have Zombo's skull ring equipped during combat adventures you will see the message:

The frat boy glances at your ring, says "Master." and immediately paddles himself for 300-350 damage.