Paint A Vulgar Pitcher

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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher

The Smith was a real man, and real men don't faff about with pints and cans -- they drink their beer a pitcher at a time. And they never, ever stop swearing.

Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

(In-game plural: Paint Vulgar Pitchers)
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Item number: 7012
Description ID: 312337542
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Shaker.gif plain old beer handful of Smithereens
Equals.gif Paint A Vulgar Pitcher

When Consumed

You throw back the pitcher of beer in a single giant gulp. Then you spend 3 or 4 minutes simultaneously belching and cursing.
AdventuresYou gain 10-12 Adventures.
You gain 10 Beefiness.
You gain 2 Drunkenness.


  • Rather than the standard crafting text, this item gives a unique message when crafted:
    You plop the Smithereens into an empty pitcher and pour a can of beer over it. A frothy head forms as a chemical reaction takes place, filling the pitcher to the brim.


  • A reference to the song "Paint a Vulgar Picture" by The Smiths.


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