Pener Crisp
| Pener Crisp | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1819 |
| Locations | The SMOOCH Army HQ: Back Room SMOOCHing |
| Hit Points | 400 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 220 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 25% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, whiskers |
| Quest | Pener's crisps |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Pener CrispLooks like you've run into one of the SMOOCH Army's leaders -- inasmuch as the drummer is ever considered a leader. It's not often you get to beat up a man wearing goofy cat makeup and a leather bandito outfit complete with fake bandoliers; this might be the only time it ever happens to you.
Relish it. Savor it.
Hit Message(s):
He pounds your <leg> with his drumsticks. I guess he finally found his way.
He performs an eleborate drum solo on your skull. There's no getaway from this one.
He punches you in the <head> like a real hooligan.
He violently throws himself at you, fighting like a man with nothin' to lose. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ouch!
He attempts to drum on your skull, but you gotaway.
He tries to attack your <head>, but he either hasn't found his way, or did and lost it again.
Judging by the strength of his attacks, he seems to have mistaken fightin' time for kissin' time.
He looks around hesitantly, checking to make sure he's still part of the band. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Pener's crisps (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Pener's drumstick (% chance)* |
Occurs Occurs behind Door #3 at Back Room SMOOCHing.
