Penguin Goodfella

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Penguin Goodfella

Take a tuxedo
Add a buoyant waterfowl
Ba-boom bada bing!

Gives extra stats after combat
Attacks and weakens enemies (at a price)

Ability: Gives stats like a volleyball, de-levels like a barrrnacle and drops goodfella contracts.

Throne/Bjorn: +5 to Familiar Weight, sometimes deals 15-30 damage.

Hatchling: Pengegg.gif bad penguin egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Blackbowtie.gif tasteful black bow tie

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 6-10 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +4 Moxie statgain
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*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular Message:
    <name> calmly walks up to your opponent and hits it in the kneecaps with a short stick, leaving it looking a little unsteady. "That one was on the house, kid."
    <name> says "You seem to have gotten yourself into a delicate situation. If you require any assistance, please do not hesitate to call upon my services using this form."
    Page.gifYou acquire an item: Goodfella contract
    <name> smiles, and says "You have brought honor to the family."
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> makes a call on his cellphone. A couple of no-neck (well, even less-neck than usual) penguins ride up, smack <it> around the shins for 15-30 damage, and ride off just as suddenly.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    Your opponent gasps to see <name> appear over your shoulder. "Remember me?" he asks. "Remember that favor you owe me?" Your opponent sighs and bashes <him>%self%[sic] in the kneecap.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> winks and draws a flipper across his throat. Maybe he's upset that the plaid clashes with his tux.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> dances a traditional dance of his people around the maypole, and you'd be wise not to mock him.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> grins a bloodthirsty grin behind his wax lips.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
    <name> isn't into hiding or seeking, my friend. He would much prefer that everyone knows he is not a man with whom to be messed, capiche?


  • The in-game familiar description was broken, and displayed only the text "No familiar was found" for approximately one and a half hours.
  • The haiku for this familiar was originally wrong — the word buoyant was misspelled as bouyant, and the last line only had four syllables. Mr Skullhead corrected it in a forum post.
  • Contract drop rates are as follows (thread):
    • If player has no contracts, 100%
    • 1 contract, 50%
    • 2 contracts, 25%
    • 3 or more contracts, 5%


  • Goodfellas is a 1990 film directed by Martin Scorsese, based on the Nicholas Pileggi novel Wiseguy, the true story of mob informer Henry Hill.