Penultimate Fantasy chest

Penultimate Fantasy chest

This is a chest you found on the Penultimate Fantasy Airship. It probably contains goodies.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 108 Meat.

(In-game plural: Penultimate Fantasy chests)

Obtained From

You open the chest...

You gain 100-200 Meat.

You acquire some cocoa eggshell fragments

You acquire some phonics downs

You acquire some scrolls of drastic healing

You acquire some soft green echo eyedrop antidotes

You acquire some super-spiky hair gels

You acquire some tiny houses

In Way of the Surprising Fist, where the Meat message should be there is instead:

There some Meat in it, but you drop it off the side of the airship. It'll probably land on someone needy.

You will receive 2-5 items from each chest (averaging 150 meat and 3.5 items per chest).

This item is a parody of the classic Final Fantasy (and many other RPG) chests containing items that you find during your adventures.

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Meat-Producing Items - edit

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750	bag of park garbage 150-250	black pension check 400-450	briefcase 300 (or a fat stack of cash)	chest of the Bonerdagon 3,000
collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1,000	CSA discount card 300	cursed piece of thirteen 500-1,000 (or fight a scary pirate)	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 100,000 (after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)	dungeon dragon chest 450-550
duct tape wallet 2,500-3,600	envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers)	fat wallet 350-450	flytrap pellet 300-400 (sometimes)	Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 10,000	handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)	haunted Hell ramen 20-24 (and gain 4 fullness)	Hell ramen 20-29 (and gain 4 fullness)	kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a newborn kobold)
LOLmec statuette 1,000,000	meat globe 600-800 (if there's one in your dwelling)	Mr. Big's Wallet 690	nest egg 150	Orcish meat locker 90-110 (if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)
old coin purse 450-550	old leather wallet 400-600	Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)	pixel coin 2,000	pixellated moneybag 450-550
roll of meat 1,750 (some of which are meat stacks)	shiny stones 140-160	smut orc keepsake box 1,400-1,500 (after bridge is finished)	SMOOCH bottlecap 1,000	solid gold jewel 100,000
stolen meatpouch 30-50	Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)