Perforated battle paddle

perforated battle paddle This is the next generation of frat-paddle, complete with holes drilled through it for minimal wind resistance. Its handle is ergonomically designed, its striking surface is coated with high-impact kevlar, and it's still as homoerotic as every other frat-paddle. Y'all ready to bust some ass? Type: weapon (2-handed club) Damage: 18 - 35 Muscle Required: 72 Selling Price: 90 Meat. Weapon Damage +10 (In-game plural: perforated paddle battles)

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Obtained From

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)

The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

War Frat 151st Captain

War Frat 151st Infantryman

War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman

War Frat Elite 500th Captain

Stores

The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (35 quarters)

Notes

• Can be traded in for 1 dime at the wartime Hippy Camp.

References

• The last line in the description is an exact quote uttered by Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

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