Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot
| Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2256 |
| Locations | Crimbo Train (Caboose) |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | camera, chassis, net, paddle |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ping-Pong-Playing TrainbotThis robot is programmed to play ping pong against the Crimbo Train's passengers, using the PPP (Ping Pong Playing) protocol. Unfortunately, with no passengers to play ping pong against, its dormant circuitry has reverted to a previous version of the PPP protocol, Pernicious Projectile Punishment.
Hit Message(s):
A hatch opens in the side of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into your <throat>. Argh! Argh! Ouch!
It swats you in the <calf> with a ping pong paddle, skipping the whole ball part of the sport entirely. Eek! Oof! Oof!
One of its servomechanical hands whips a ping pong ball at you, hitting you right in the <kidney>. Ow! Oof! Eek!
A hatch opens in the side of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into your <nipple>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ow! Ow!
A hatch opens in the top of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into the ceiling of the caboose.
It tries to hit a ping pong ball at you, but misses because of the latency. The latency with the ping, I mean.
It whips a ping pong ball at your <neck>, but you quickly move your <skull> out of the way.
A hatch opens in the top of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into the ceiling of the caboose. (FUMBLE!)
With ping-pong skill:
- Just before the Trainbot shuts down for good, a tinny voice from somewhere inside it says "You win! Your excellent play deserves a reward."A slot opens and some Meat flops out.
You gain (10 x skill) Meat.
 | You acquire an item: pile of Trainbot parts (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ping-pong ball (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: portable ping-pong table (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Train (Caboose).
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- The meat you gain after combat caps at 1000.
