Pitch pine house
|Pitch pine house|
|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||75*(Houses encountered+1)|
This house is built from wood that leaks a reeking, stinking, foul, unpleasant-smelling black pitch. It gets everywhere, and the smell lingers for weeks on anything it touches. And since pigs already aren't the most pleasant-smelling animals known to man, the stench wafting out of here is really exceptional.
A stinking pig leans against one of the doorjambs (or maybe he's stuck to it), wolfing down some Limburger cheese. Your inner wolf holds his inner nose and prepares to throw down.
A piggy comes out eating a roast beef sandwich, both the pig and the sandwich covered in reeking pine pitch. The former throws the latter at you. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (stench damage)
A pig comes out of the house with a ball of pitch tar, and pitches it at you, coating you in sulfurous goo. Eek! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.