Plaque of locusts

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Plaque of locusts
Monster ID 457
Locations The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Hit Points 140
Attack 134
Defense 124
No-Hit 144
Initiative 30
Meat 20-30
Phylum bug
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts wing, torso
bronzed locust, handful of sand, honey-dipped locust
Bounty dusty wing
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
plaque of locusts You're fighting a plaque of locusts

This is a big plaque, embossed with pictures of notable locusts throughout history. It's surprisingly animated for a plaque, and looks pretty angry.

Hit Message(s):

It hovers in front of you, forcing you to read about locust history. You fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ow!

It beats you with one of its sharp edges. If you were sharp, you would've dodged that. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Argh!

It falls over and crushes you beneath it, turning your fingers to dust. Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

It typos you square in the <arse>. Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

The many locusts embossed on the plaque come to life and swarm you, nibbling away your flesh like so many stalks of fleshy wheat. Eek! Argh! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bore you with locust history, but you tune it out.

It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear).

It tries to beat you with its sharp edges, but you sharply edge away from it.

It tries to typo you in the <face>, but you dodge.

Fumble Message:

The many locusts embossed on the plaque suddenly come to life! They swarm into the air, but are distracted by a nearby field of wheat. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat
Locust2.gifYou acquire an item: honey-dipped locust (19.4% chance)*
Locust1.gifYou acquire an item: bronzed locust (19.3% chance)*
Scpowder.gifYou acquire an item: handful of sand (21.4% chance)*
Gnatwing.gifYou acquire a bounty item: dusty wing
(X of found)
You gain 33-34 <substat>.

Occurs at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.


  • "Plaque" is a common misspelling of "plague", as confirmed by the "It typos you in the <head>" attack messages.
  • The eighth Plague of Egypt in the Bible is a plague of locusts.
  • "It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear)" may be a reference to "Rappers We Crush" by MC Frontalot featuring KOMPRESSOR, where part of the lyrics go "I don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt".