Plastered frat orc

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Plastered frat orc
Monster ID 994
Locations A Barroom Brawl
Hit Points 7
Attack 10
Defense 7
Initiative 40
Meat 20-30
Phylum orc
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer, ice-cold fotie, flask flops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
plastered frat orc You're fighting a plastered frat orc

This is a fraternity orc.

This is a drunken fraternity orc.

This is a drunken, belligerent fraternity orc.

This is a drunken, belligerent, none-too-bright fraternity orc.

Sorry, I was just seeing how many redundant adjectives I could add, there. You're looking at the ridged brow, jutting teeth, and popped collar of a frat orc in his natural habitat and natural state of mind: in a bar, drunk, and looking for a fight.

Hit Message(s):

He sprays you with some body spray. It smells like arrogance and desperation, but mostly like flop sweat.Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)

He hits on you. Wait, sorry, I mean he hits you. Argh! Ooh!

He hits you on the backside with a big wooden paddle. It's painful and humiliating in equal parts. Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He offers to buy you a a drink, and breaks a bottle over your head when you refuse. Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He paddles the stuffing out of you with his frat-paddle, then makes you chug milk until you get sick. Hey, that means he wants to be friends! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He offers to buy you a drink, but you decline.

He tries to paddle you, but you say, 'no thank you, sir.'

He tries to spray you with body spray, but you move your body away as fast as you can.

He tries to hit on you, but you resist.

Fumble Message:

He notices his collars are starting to wilt, and goes to the little orc's room to try and prop them back up again. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*
Sandals.gifYou acquire an item: flask flops (2% chance)*
Beer.gifYou acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20% chance)*
Beerbottle.gifYou acquire an item: ice-cold Willer (20% chance)*
Fotie.gifYou acquire an item: ice-cold fotie (20% chance)*
You gain 2.5 <substat>.

Occurs in a A Barroom Brawl