Play against the Witchess Pieces

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Play against the Witchess Pieces

Your Witchess set came with a battery-powered shrink ray. According to the manual, it's supposed to be used to change the set from regular to travel-size and back, but you think maybe you could also use it on yourself and fight the witchess pieces? Assuming it doesn't just blow a hole straight through your head or swap your brain atoms with your butt atoms or anything like that.

You can fight N more pieces today.
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Pawn
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Knight
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Bishop
Chess brook.gif
Rook
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Ox
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King
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Witch
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Queen

Pawn
Witchess Pawn This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: armored prawn
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 2 (cap at 200) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 2 (cap at 200)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 2 (cap at 200)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defence
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Knight
Witchess Knight This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: jumping horseradish
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 5 (cap at 400) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 5 (cap at 400)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 5 (cap at 400)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defence
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Bishop
Witchess Bishop This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: Sacramento wine
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 7 (cap at 600)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defence
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Rook
Witchess Rook This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: Greek fire
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 7 (cap at 600)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defence
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Ox
Witchess Ox This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: ox-head shield
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 5 (cap at 5000)
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defense * (10 to 20) (min of 2500)
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: 50% physical, 50% elemental

King
Witchess King This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: dented scepter
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie+20 (cap at 6 000) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie+20 (cap at 6 000)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle+20 (cap at 6 000)
  • Hit Points: 2000
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: 50%

Queen
Witchess Queen This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: very pointy crown
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 40 (cap at 8 000) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 40 (cap at 8 000)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 40 (cap at 8 000)
  • Hit Points: 4000
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: 75% physical, 50% elemental

Witch
Witchess Witch This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: battle broom
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000) • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000)
  • Monster Defense: Muscle + 30 (cap at 7 000)
  • Hit Points: 3000
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: 50% physical, 75% elemental

Occurs at Your Witchess Set.

Notes

  • Despite this, you cannot fight a piece with 0 adventures left. If you try, you will instead receive the message: "You don't have time for this fight."
  • You can fight pieces while Falling-down drunk.
  • Copied monsters do not count towards the 5/day limit. Copied fights do NOT use an adventure.
Witchess Monsters
Monster Reward (100% drop, no pp) Type Effect Notes
Pawn Armorprawn.gif
armored prawn
spleen item Gives Rushtacean' (50)
+50% Combat Initiative
30-50 All Substats
1 Spleen
Knight Horseradish.gif
jumping horseradish
food Gives Kicked in the Sinuses (50)
+100% Meat from Monsters
5-6 Adventures
10-30 All Substats
1 Fullness
Bishop Wine2.gif
Sacramento wine
booze Gives Sacré Mental (50)
+50% Item Drops from Monsters
5-6 Adventures
10-30 All Substats
1 Drunkenness
Rook Potion4.gif
Greek fire
potion Sweetbreads Flambé (50)
+25 to Monster Level
+10 Stats Per Fight
Ox Oxshield.gif
ox-head shield
shield
(10 muscle req)
Maximum HP +100
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
Damage Reduction: 10
+8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Never Fumble
Disappears at end of day
King Dentscepter.gif
dented scepter
1-handed club
(10 muscle req)
20-40 Damage
+5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Muscle +50%
Weapon Damage +50%
+10% Chance of Critical Hit
Queen Wqueencrown.gif
very pointy crown
hat
(10 moxie req)
Power: 200
+5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Moxie +50%
-5% Combat Frequency
Delevels by 3-5 on Critical Hit
Witch Battlebroom.gif
battle broom
accessory
(10 mysticality req)
+5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
Mysticality +50%
Spell Damage +100%
+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit