|Locations||The Shivering Timbers|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||leaf, limb, trunk|
Remember when you were a kid, and your mom kept telling you not to waste pumpkins, because they don't grow on trees?
She was wrong. Dead wrong.
It hits you with a great pumpkin, raising a great welt on your calf. Eek! Ouch! Eek!
It hits you with a pumpkin, honey bunny. Eek! Ugh! Oof!
It smashes you with a pumpkin, like a bullet with butterfly wings. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
It squashes you with a pumpkin. See what I did there? Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
It whips a pumpkin straight through your abdomen, getting disgusting pumpkin guts all over your disgusting people guts. Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
It tries to hit you with a great pumpkin, but you don't believe in the great pumpkin.
It tries to hit you with a pumpkin, but you dodge, honey bunny.
It tries to smash you with a pumpkin, but it doesn't know just where your bones will rest.
It tries to squash you with a pumpkin, but you dodge the attack and the dumb joke.
It tries to smash you with a pumpkin, but it gets stuck on the head of a passing collie. The tree looks infinitely sad for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: spooky bark (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: spooky sap (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: petrified wood (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pumpkinhead mask (20% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at The Shivering Timbers.
- The hit message about honey bunny refers to the characters Honey Bunny and Pumpkin in Pulp Fiction.
- The messages about the Great Pumpkin refer to the comic strip Peanuts.
- The fumble message refers to the Smashing Pumpkins album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness which features the song "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" referenced in a hit message.
- The hit message, "It tries to smash you with a pumpkin, but it doesn't know just where your bones will rest", references the Smashing Pumpkins single, "1979", which also appears on Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
- The hit message about squashing you with its pumpkin is reference to how pumpkins are a squash.
- The introduction refers to the fact that many parents say not to waste money because it doesn't grow on trees.