Quaking aspen house

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Quaking aspen house
Monster ID 1477
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 75*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements spooky
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
quaking aspen house You're fighting a quaking aspen house

This is a shivering house made out of quaking aspen, a fearful and eldritch tree that grows only in the deepest and darkest forests. In the wild, the rustling of the leaves sounds like blasphemies in the dark speech of the ancient ones. A house built out of quaking aspen goes bump in the night all by itself.

A pig with empty, black eyes comes gliding out of the house on a writhing mass of tentacles. Your inner wolf is pretty freaked out, but its fight reflexes are kicking in.

Hit Message(s):

A pig comes slithering out of the house, but instead of four legs he's got a mass of writhing tentacles. The sight of it unhinges your brain a little. Eek!

A pig walks out of the house on two legs, walking a bit stiffly. As he gets closer, his pig mask falls off and you see it's something...else underneath. Something indescribable, but horrifying. Argh!

A gibbering pig comes out and, instead of going "wee, wee, wee," shouts the dark speech of the Elder Gods who live beyond the stars. It's terrifying.Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

A pig with a thousand young crawls out of the house, its malformed and stunted infants mewling and puking at you. You feel your mind start to crack. Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +2 Pigs Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.